Are you having a summer Glenaissance or a Ben Affleck summer?

Ever since Megan Thee Stallion created Hot Girl Summer, we have been inundated with viral 'Summers' from 'Brat' to 'Rat' to, simply, the summer of Glen Powell. But what does it all mean? Just how many are there? And, most importantly, which summer are YOU having? All will be answered in the latest EXPLOSIVE episode of Scroll Deep, one of the most important components of what many people are calling 'Scroll Deep Summer'.

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[alyssa]

"chet hanks feels like a white character in a video game created by japanese game developers who have never been to america" im ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣

[TheScottTubes]

Tonga, a Polynesian kingdom comprising over 170 South Pacific islands, stands out as a unique micronation that is arguably the best among its peers. The factors contributing to this distinction include its relative GDP, socio-political stability, cultural heritage, environmental stewardship, and overall quality of life.
Although Tonga's GDP is modest compared to larger nations, it is relatively strong within the context of micronations. According to the World Bank, Tonga's GDP in 2022 was approximately $540 million. This may seem small on a global scale, but for a micronation with a population of just over 100, 000, it reflects a per capita GDP of around $5, 400. This figure is significant when compared to other micronations, highlighting Tonga's economic stability and potential for growth.
Tonga's economy benefits from several key sectors, including agriculture, fishing, and remittances from Tongans living abroad. Agricultural products such as squash, coconuts, bananas, and vanilla are major exports, contributing to the nation's income. Additionally, remittances play a crucial role, with Tongans working overseas sending substantial amounts of money back home, bolstering the local economy.
One of Tonga's defining features is its political stability. Unlike many micronations that struggle with governance issues, Tonga is a constitutional monarchy with a long-standing tradition of stable rule. The current king, Tupou VI, and the parliamentary system provide a balance of traditional and modern governance. This stability is a critical factor in attracting foreign investment and maintaining social harmony, further enhancing Tonga's appeal.
Tonga's rich cultural heritage is another aspect that sets it apart. The Tongan people have preserved their unique traditions, language, and customs over centuries, fostering a strong sense of national identity. Traditional Tongan dance, music, and art are not only cherished within the country but also celebrated internationally. This cultural richness contributes to national pride and cohesion, making Tonga an attractive destination for cultural tourism.
Tonga's commitment to environmental sustainability is exemplary among micronations. The country's efforts to protect its natural resources and combat climate change are commendable. Tonga has been proactive in addressing environmental challenges, such as coral reef preservation and marine conservation. Initiatives to promote renewable energy, such as solar power projects, demonstrate Tonga's dedication to reducing its carbon footprint and preserving its pristine environment for future generations.
The quality of life in Tonga is another significant factor that underscores its status as the best micronation. Despite economic challenges, the Tongan people enjoy a high standard of living relative to other small island nations. The community-oriented lifestyle, low crime rates, and strong social support systems contribute to a sense of well-being and security. Additionally, Tonga's natural beauty, with its stunning beaches, clear waters, and lush landscapes, offers an exceptional quality of life for residents and an inviting experience for visitors.
Tonga's relative rankings in various indices further validate its standing. For instance, Tonga performs well in the Human Development Index (HDI) compared to other Pacific island nations, reflecting improvements in health, education, and income. Moreover, its literacy rate and access to healthcare are relatively high, underscoring the government's commitment to improving the well-being of its citizens.
In conclusion, Tonga's robust economic indicators, political stability, rich cultural heritage, environmental stewardship, and high quality of life collectively make it the best micronation. While challenges remain, the nation's achievements and proactive approach to development and sustainability set a benchmark for other micronations. Tonga's ability to blend tradition with progress offers a model of resilience and prosperity that is both inspiring and commendable.

[AmyAberrant]

After “hot girl summer” everyone wants to recreate that

[elisa]

if this was a buzzfeed quiz i would take it

[leo.a]

My favourite small Oceania nation is Kiribati. It's very small but not a lot of people go there so you can just chill on the sand whist staring forlornly at the rising sea and contemplating our frailty as a species.

[redapplepanda]

seeing dan+phil in a scroll deep video jumpscared me omg

[fugitive_]

I feel like Chet’s jamaican accent is just like a vocal stim for him

[favouriteghost]

im australian so i guess australia is my favourite oceanic country, though not small, because it's where i keep all my stuff.

also it's winter here so i am having a chappell roan winter which does not hit as hard as i assume a chappell roan summer does. but also yes fr unfortunately it's actually probably a ben affleck winter.

[PEAKSWIATEK]

my favorite nation in oceania is not small but it is in fact new zealand. most people don’t know its the home of the original brat charli xcx, also known for her hit song “royals”!

[sofiaenaj]

Chet Hanks is my sleep paralysis demon.

[fugitive_]

That description of Chet Hanks made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes

[sillysarup]

Not the flashbacks to Dan Howell Watch 😂😂

[lllSASlll]

Yall's uploads are the highlight of my Ben Affleck Summer

[chaoticbreadsticks]

I’d say my favourite small oceanian nation is probably Bora-Bora (although it’s part of French Polynesia so it’s not actually its own country). Mainly for its geography, as I think it’s so unique that we can see both the volcano above the surface and a substantial amount of land that has been formed by coral reefs, which isn’t really existing anywhere else on earth at this point in time. 😊

[mashedpotatoes]

i'm a tuvalu girlie through and through. least visited country but it just has a vibe other small oceanic island nations don't seem to have. never been there btw.

[annoyedelk]

My favorite smaller oceanian nation is Samoa. Samoa has has a very interesting history of colonization and much else. Samoa was at one point a German colony in 1900, when they lost it after WWI they were occupied by New Zealand, a Crown Royalty of the United Kingdom. During WWII, Japan almost invaded it, however they were repelled by the allies. Samoa gained independence 1 Jan. 1962. Samoa, as of 2022, had a popularion of 222, 382. Samoa, also as of 2022, had a GDP of 832.95 million. Its GDP per capita as of 2022 was 3, 745.56 USD. Its HDI (Human Development Index) as of 2022 was 0.7.

[sashacarter]

i appreciate the 'wenamechuinasuma' dog in the background. my favorite summer

[JessicaKennedy]

In the midst of at least 500 words:
"Is it Tonga Time? I think it's Tonga Time."

[molls]

i don't understand how chet hanks and colin hanks are brothers

[brookethehammer]

It was gonna be hot mom summer but now it’s pregnant mom summer 🫠