Ranking All Terraria NPCs On If They Could Be My Lawyer

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All 37 Terraria NPCs were ranked and given their chance to defend me in a court of law!

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[Thomas_Everman]

The angler hopes you die in some quest dialouges. He'd get you into jail because it'll be funny to him.

[jdasleigh]

the tavernkeep will give me a glass of ale, i'll get a charge for showing up drunk instead of whatever crime i commited. SSS tier. (that is exactly how it works.)

[Snowowowie]

hear me out, the pirate would call upon the old laws and duel the prosecutor to get you off scot free

[Eddiember]

The Clothier failed so bad at handling a contract he got bound to Skeletron. Other then playing dirty, I doubt he can help.

[Landon-mxor]

Clothier: "If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."

[JessePinkmanreal]

drunk princess would get you the death penalty for loitering

[Wyrmwould-Star]

Angler is definitely F, he would agree to represent you, pretend to start researching, and walk to the stand day of and say "He did it. He committed the crime. I recommend community service in the form of fishing for me."

[ChippyGaming]

Clothier lower than S? I’ll have to unsubscribe

[No-ooug]

In defense of the witch doctor, he'd probably be able to do *some* sort of magic to make the jury all agree you're not guilty

[Average_Cinder_Block]

The zoologist is the type to wiggle her finger and say "NUH UH" to the judge

[brunovillalba]

Why the guy who can pass illegal parts is so low..???
The arms dealer definitely has some serious connections!

[Bonelord]

Your honor, my client has a solid alibi for not being in the underworld at the time of the guide's death.

[sitfish]

"The nurse seems like one of those ride or die kinda people" The nurse when im fighting an abomination of flesh and am 4 silver short of a heal:

[jimothyjimone]

I wouldn't trust the mystic slime to use magic in my defense. So far it has canonically tried and failed to procure an actual wizard hat, then it turned itself into a frog.

[TheCyborgLord]

The Angler could distract the judge with fishing quests, allowing you to sneak off.

[Spicii]

Nah no way the dryad, who cares more than anyone about purity and fighting evil, is higher than the angler, who literally calls you a slave and would definitely absolutely take your money and run

[chikmchezball]

"Sir you have killed so many wild animals that i cant remember the law"
"I forgot my guide to critter companionship i swear"

[Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese]

I like how you trust a child with glitter more than a capitalist to defend you.

[GDAccelerate]

7:16 the amount of physical pain i felt when this was not a c tier is immeasurable.

[suicune]

Demolitionist would be nice. "Why cleanse the world when you can just blow it up?" He'd just nuke everyone if they gave us a guilty verdict XD