Acrisius’ plan for Perseus

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[DrFranklynAnderson]

Acrisius: “Something, something, trolly problem. Zeus will understand.”

[krausercruz]

"no no you see since the baby drowned that means Poseidon did it, not me. Flawless logic I tell you"

[Acatandanomad]

"The father is Zeus."
"Yeah, no thanks. Someone else can kill them. Wanna throw her in a box?"

[gabyphillips]

Zeus said "that's Poseidon's problem now, right?"

[Noone-du]

Judge:"you are the father"

Zeus: "Yeah I know"

[maryatracer]

I mean, you could argue that Perseus killing Acrisius by accident was Zeus punishing him...indirectly, by other factors. Though the myths don't explicitly state such.

[notoctopustheepic]

It’s like I’m Minecraft when someone dies. Zeus gets a message that he died, but he won’t know who if the message says “drowned” instead of “slayed by”

[TreyC]

Bold of you to assume that Zeus cares about his mortal children

[mdsystems]

Meanwhile at Olympus:

Zeus: Wow, usually I have to wait for Hera to kill the bab-
Hera: ZEUS, I SWEAR TO YOU, IF I GO TO EARTH AND I FIND ANOTHER SON OF YOURS I'M GONNA CAST-Oh wait, there doesn't seem to be any. Sorry for screaming at you
Zeus: Saved it!

[FinallyFound]

To be fair, if Zeus were to punish everyone that wronged a child of his, he’d be very busy with the sheer number of kids

[JuneDrankJuice]

“I killed your new child”
Zeus: “LETS GO ONE LESS CHILD SUPPORT!”

[swordbrethrenmordred]

Acrisius: "Yeah. I shouldn't kill it then, huh? Don't want Zeus to be mad at me."

Meanwhile, Hera: "Just do it!"

[cobaltprime]

The irony is that if he helped raise him, he probably wouldn’t have any problems.

[SunlightCosmos]

What happened:
Zues: *I am going to smite him!*
Athena: Hey dad, ares is bullying me.
Zues: Im coming my baby!

[Mr.M]

Zeus be like “So long as my wife doesn’t find out”

[jakeoftrades]

Son gets thrown into the ocean.

Zeus: "I mean, he didn't try to kill him directly."

[grassgrowsinhere]

"Why get angry when I can just make more?" - Zeus, probably.

[strawberrypuddin]

Zeus looking down while lighting a cigarette with a bolt of lightning: "sorry kid, you're in my brother's domain now"

[Alisha]

Plot twist: Hera protected that King for an short while for trying to kill the baby

[barbarianbijuu]

Plot twist they're perfectly fine because Poseidon said no no no not in my house