Monty Python Holy Hand Grenade Song (Long version)

Monty Python Holy Hand Grenade Song
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[joshuadunford]

And so Sant Antioch raised the hand grenade up to the sky and said “Oh Lord, bless this hand grenade, so it may blowist thy Enemies to tiny pieces in thou mercy.” And the Lord smiled and the people did feast upon the lamb, and the cod, and on the cow, and on the orangutan, and on the assorted breakfast cereal. And low and behold the Lord said on to Antioch “first thou shalt pull the holiest of pins, then thou shalt count to three, thou shalt not count to two unless tho shalt continue to three. And thou shalt not count to four. After thou has counted to three, thou shalt throw the holy hand grenade and thy enemies whom are naughty in my sight shalt snuff it in thy mercy. But be warned, for if thou countif to Five, without throwing then thou shalt snuff it in thy mercy. Amen

[ProfessorSyndicateFranklai]

Bless you for this title, so that I do not have to search for the song

[Psycho]

Merciful Jesus Grant them eternal rest
is the Latin translation

[phillipbailey]

Thank you so much for making this so easy to find. I sang this to my daughter this morning and she wasn't convinced it was a real movie thing. :)

[Apuscus]

Pie iesu domine
dona eis HAND GRENADE!

[DaddyLagLegs]

Those being naughty in his sight, shall snuff it!

[Apuscus]

It's the origin for the "Hallelujah grenade" design from WORMS games!

[royelhunterx]

Merciful Jesus
Grant them eternal rest


That would make a great one liner

[YukariOnAVinyl]

A R E Y O U S U G G E S T I N G C O C O N U T S M I G R A T E?

[KOTLX]

Pie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem, which means - Merciful Lord Jesus, grant them rest.

[DAVIDGAMER]

Do you have the small music part when Arthur launches the grenade?

[nelli]

Ah, yes. The song that got me banned on a Twitch chat once... I can explain!