Minecraft Staff Applications

Minecraft Staff Applications

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[epkoda]

I think the "GET OUT-" gets cut more and more every single time 💀 soon we're not even gonna get to the G sound it'll just be 1 nanosecond and we'll still recognise it anyway 💀💀💀

[PlaneThunder]

"bro ain't do nothing wrong" bro in question

[MrPicklesMC]

LMAO, also whats the physics mod you use?

[johanneskbleeker]

very relatable, tried this and the same thing happened

[TwoFace-oqsb]

Thank god I already knew it was bad when he started writing 😂

[FlyToSpace]

Me: I like your skin, can I have it
Other Person: Yeah, here’s the link for my minecraft skin
Me, holding cutting tools: What’s minecraft?
The other people on the plane:

[ThatKiwiGamez]

Embodiment of lying on your resume 💀





ANYWAY SCRIPT IDEAS.
Pov: you meet a nitwit.
Socks: i kinda wanna make a librarian.
*Sees nitwit*
Ok here you go have a lecturn
Nitwit (I think should be called fred its like greg): no thanks
Socks: what do you mean no?
Nitwit: i don't want a job.
Socks: but that's all you guys are good for?
Greg (in distance): EXCUSE ME?
Socks: .... So what are you good for anyway?
Nitwit: ... I have a green coat-
Socks: GET OUT

Socks: man i wish greg would stop making snowmen i don't know how he made so much its summer
Greg: i made to
Socks: *sees to much snowmen*
WHAT DID YOU DOOOO

Bjorn: I LOVE CHILDREN
Socks: bjorn what did i say about sniffing children?
Bjorn: My favourite ukulele sound is A minor
Socks: BJORN NO

If you could pick up mobs:
1: *whistling down a village*
*Sees baby villager*
*Picks up and starts whistling again*
2: *picks up parrot*
hehe my parrot now
3: greg: hi socks how are you-
*Picks up greg and drops him off a cliff*
4: ok so i was just
*Sees two sheep and stacks them on to eachother*
Anyway so as I was saying

If Minecraft had realistic physics:
1. Ok so i built this house and just in case something goes wrong i could just hit one of these end crystals to eject for example if I just
*Hits crystal*
Ok i guess this is a one time thing.
2. Ok so i rebuilt my house and im not gonna detonate it this time.
Oh a llama im gonna hit it.
Wait no don't hit me-
*Explodes crystal with spit*
NOOOO-
3. Ok i am done with this place im gonna go to space to build a house
*Steps on obsidian and detonates minecarts under it with a fishing rod*


Most average overworld experience:
Time to punch a tree
*Tree falling*
Wait.. something seems off.. AHHHH
you know what i kinda want to build a house.
Ok house done but its now night
*Creeper comes*
WAIT NO MY HOUSE NOOOO
stupid creeper didn't want that house anyway.
Oh a village time to kill the iron golem
*Towers up*
Wait a creeper again. No. No go away no, no
*Blows up tower*

you know what im done with the overworld.
*Builds portal next to revine*
Hmm im gonna decorate the portal a bit.
*Portal falls in revine*
Bro, i have no obsidian.

Things to try in the next if Minecraft had physics short:

1. Make a tnt cannon but make it launch obsidian instead of tnt and see if you can get on top of it and not fall off.
2. Roll an obsidian ball down a hill into a glass wall and see if it breaks
3. Put greg in a obsidian ball with a bunch of tnt minecarts under the ball, detonate them and see if he survives when he comes down.
4. Eat *porkchop*
5. launch obsidian straight up in the air, go under it and see if it kills you/damages you
6. Do what you did with the obsidian skiming, but put a really thick wall in front and see how much layers it'll go through

POV: you're unorganized
Ok so i gotta get my lapis for my enchantment table... Wait which chest is it?
Is it this one?
*Checks*
Nope, how about this one?
*Checks*
No not there either
Hmmmm this might take a while...
*Searching through chests but Sped up*
I just want some lapis
Oh there's one more chest.
*Checks*
Oh lapis!
Ok i only have enough xp for one enchantment.
*Enchants*
I got knockback...
FFUUUU-

If Minecraft had physics:
1.Hmm i wonder what happens if I put a bunch if tnt minecarts below an obsidian platform.
*Does it*

2.If i blast obsidian into an ocean itll skim like a rock..
*Does it*
Huh...
3. Ok i need to bridge across this lava in the nether.
*Starts bridging*
Wait why is falling?
WHY IS IT FALLING
4. Hmm...
Im gonna need to get past this water..
I'll just put some obsidian next to some tnt and detonate. Cool. Now i gotta jump on.
*Blows up*
*Socks singings hes a pirate from pirates of the Caribbean*

Trying to find buried treasure be like:
Socks: ok so according to the map it should be right here.
*Starts digging*
Huh nothing. Ill just dig some more.
*Digging sped up*
Ok still nothing this is weird.
*Places TNT*
Nothing still.
*Placing TNT but sped up*
STILL NOTHING.
*More TNT*
BRO HOW IS THERE NO CHEST. that's it im done with this I don't even what it anymore.

Minecraft players when the see a single spec of blue:
Socks: hmmm... Yeah im jumping
*Jumps from build limit to bedrock*
*Lands on lapis block*

Minecraft players when they see a village:

*Socks takes everything from chests, kills the iron golem and a bunch of villagers then places a bunch of tnt and explodes it*

Deep dark in a nutshell:
Socks: Ok gotta be really quiet...
*Takes a step*
*Shrieks*
Socks: what was that sound?
Eh probably nothing
*Takes another step*
*Shrieks again*
Socks: ok this is scary
*Takes another step*
*Shrieks again*
Socks: you know what im just not gonna move anymore
*Warden spawns*
Socks: WHAT NOW
*Turns round with warden next to him*
*Runs away with speedrun music*

Socks: ok, can you say flamingo?
Parrot(maybe called dave): f, fff, f
Socks: that's it your so close
Parrot: f, f F*CK OFF
Socks: saw that coming

Socks: hi Kevin
Little Kevin and Bjorns kevin: hi socks
Socks: no not you, you
Both: oh ok
Socks: no i was talking to Kevin
Both: Kevin he wants to talk to you
Socks. No, not you Kevin, Kevin
Bjorn: hey Kevin
Both: hi bjorn
Bjorn: no not you, you-

Socks: yeah so i was thinking about making a new house and-
Bjorn: SNIFFFF do you wanna have a bad time
Socks: was that an undertale reference.
Bjorn: hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to-
Socks: ok that's enough references outta you.

Socks: ok i know we got off on the wrong foot earlier but i thi-
Parrot (i think he should be called dave): f*ck off
Socks: ok...

Socks: bro who are you
Sparker(enderman): hey bro wanna see my pearls.
Socks: why do you have pears?
Enderman: what no not pears, pearls
Socks: SO DO YOU HAVE PEARS OR NOT
Enderman: i don't have

Bjorn: SNIFFFF
Socks: is your berry bush looking ass really sniffing snow?
Bjorn: nah it's crac-

Socks: Greg what's the matter
Greg: I built more
Socks: WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH-

Socks: what's big white with no brain
Iron golem: YEETS
Socks: IT WAS A SNOWMAN

socks: can I get some mending?
Librarian: no
Socks: *breaks floor and triggers tnt*

Blacksmith: NO IM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN GET OUT.
Socks: or what *takes stuff and goes out the door
Iron golem waiting*

Socks: Knock knock!
Greg: who's there?
Socks: minecart
Greg: minecart who?
Socks: *triggers TNT minecart*

Socks: ok, no more jokes
Iron golem: *YEETUS DELETUSED SOCK*
socks: WHAT DID I DO-

Socks: these chickens are tasty
Sniffer: OOOHHHH STANKY TO.
Socks: BRO LEAVE ME ALONE

wandering trader: grapes?
Socks: ok that's it I'm calling them.
Wandering trader: calling who
Socks: turns around
A bunch of iron golems

Socks: kills cows
Wow this is so much better than McDonald's
Sniffer: IM LOVING IT.
Socks: you do that again and I'll eat you aswell.
Sniffer: I'd LOVE that
Socks:

Blacksmith: I will hurt you if you go in my chest.
Socks: breaks chest
Blacksmith: WHAT NO NO
Socks: I didn't go in your chest

Sniffer: YEAH EXTRA STANK
Socks: why don't you sniff that minecart it's really stanky
Sniffer: sniffs the minecart
*BLOWS UP*

Farmer: BRO STOP STEALING MY CROPS MAN!
Socks(you): but they're better than takeout!
Sniffer: OOOOHHHH your finger licking good.
Socks: BRO SHUT U-

Blacksmith: that's it I've had enough I'm telling the golem.
Socks: ppfft, yeah, sure buddy
*Turns round*
Golem looking down at socks.