how to con your borzoi into taking a bath

a step by step guide on how to con a borzoi, the most wily mythical creature naturally occurring on this planet, into thinking they themselves wanted a bath. a bath that will reveal and cleanse all of their secrets leaving them to ponder ‘wtf just happened to me’

[bondfool]

Normally, vertical videos bother me, but this is obviously the correct aspect ratio for a borzoi.

[piratekit]

If your borzoi is white in color, you can expect your borzoi to be green in color after a bath due to rolling in the first grass they see. Best to sacrifice a rug to them to roll on unless you fancy a grass-green borzoi.

[sandmaneyes]

Borzoi curses can be deadly. Take care, stranger.

[Respect-rh]

I absolutely love this women's description of her dogs, so creative.

[DarthSidian]

The side-eye in the thumbnail is enviable.

[cattysplat]

The longest faces require the strongest wills.

[purplehaze]

Maybe it’s just the fact that it’s 2 in the morning right now and my sense of humor is impaired by a lack of sleep, but this is genuinely the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a dog video.

[Rose.Of.Hizaki]

1:09 - and thats when you flop down next to your borzoi and ask *_"Hey, why the long face??"_*

[JustMooshie]

Instructions unclear: borzoi turned into a long soggy pasta noodle

[patsabol]

I so enjoy your commentary. It's at least as enjoyable as looking at your dogs. Thanks for the chuckles, laughs, and loud guffaws!

[marianstroup]

My Aunt Catherine was a model in NY back in the day, and she owned the famous Wolfshmidt Vodka borzois. I had no idea they were famous until I checked out some books from the library on borzois and they were in the books!! Beautiful dogs. Gentle and sweet, and SO gorgeous. Their names were Lady and Baron Wolfshmidt. They lived to a ripe old age. They have thousands of descendants

[lucabonori]

This feels so much like the jenna marbles dog content we've been craving for the past years. Just hilarious, chef kiss!
A wonderful day to all 🌻

[KABrown-jpeh]

The back end...it's where they hide their secrets!! 😂😅

[HezrouDhiaga]

Post-path existential crisis, then the bath was successful LMAO

Edit: The 1 downvote was the Borzoi

[HughLlewellyn]

Having had two Borzois, I can confirm, all of this is true. And utterly adorable! 💙

[alexia]

oh my god his face at the end, you aren't kidding

[HarryisI]

0:42 is terrifying, it's like they're pre-emptively cursing anyone who might be watching this footage

[rebeccablackwell]

Abby is so vocal with her face!!! 🤯🤯🤯 I love you and your fur family 😘😘😘😘😘!!! I was expecting her to run to Dad 😞...

[BoReads]

They're such beautiful creatures.

[kenna]

i love that everyone inexplicably agrees that all borzois tell riddles