Release Me!

[shmansypants]

it smells like updog in here, the man trapped in my basment:

[zackince]

the minecraft cow that's been trapped in a 2x2 pen since 2017:

[Daniel.Hastings]

When ive wiped my ass 162 times and still see a brown spot on the toilet paper:

[williamhome]

My Cat: Wants to be in my room.
Me: Lets her in.
My cat 5 seconds later:

[kinskyrim]

when your mom runs into her friend at the grocery store (it's been 3 weeks and you don't know if you'll ever see the sun again)

[SeamusByrne]

I love how the subtitles use periods rather than exclamation points.

[Nobody.]

The janitor in Madness combat after seeing the mess he has to clean:

[Blackarooni]

Me when my mom and I are about to leave the store after spending 3 hours looking at things she'll never buy and she encounters an old friend:

[senatorarmstrong]

Chapter 3 of Deltarune on Toby’s Fox hard drive:

[LeastInsaneUtsu-PFan]

When it’s been 30 minutes after you’ve said crazy:

[jude_does_vids]

Me: who's joe?

The 9 year old in my basement:

[A-Ner]

me: haha thats so funny 😂😂

the 14th century medieval peasant under the stairs whom i kidnapped with my time machine:

[Juxirez]

i dont know what was happening, but as i was taking a shower this shit started playing on my bluetooth speaker. And it was just him saying "Release me!" over and over on loop for about 15 seconds

[Dan-yb]

My dog: walks into the room
Me: closes the door
My dog 5 seconds later:

[TemBluudude]

When the tapeworm I have when it realizes it only gets fed beer, Hotsauce, spicy food, and peppers:

[skyzflxshy]

Me in 1st period on the first day of school after winter break

[BeauTheAxolotl]

William Afton after dying for the billionth time and realising immortality is a curse:

[ErraticWrth]

Me after my 17th attempt at pantheon of hollownest in hollow knight:

[le_no_one]

That one movie that is in my watchlist for years

[ScreamerTheMemer]

Me after spending 5 seconds with the kid who's sense of humor is skibidi toilet level 5 gyat faunam tax: