Welcome to Belleville

[sophiekuhn]

if this isn't the pilot to a hilarious web series i'd be disappointed

[alisonbrant]

The official woman’s outfit, for the record, are oversized baggy pj pants, slip on foam sandles 2 sizes too big and a spaghetti strap tank. Under the tank, wear either a nasty-assed, beige bra with oversized straps or nothing at all. The rule of thumb is the more you need a bra, the less likely you should wear one. Hair should be worn either unwashed or styled haphazardly as if by small tornado. Bonus points awarded if those locks are a lovely hue of faded out electric blue or neon pink with 2+ months of dark roots visible.

[LinzyMcMurter]

From now on, I'm just showing people this when they ask where I'm from. Sums it up nicely.

[Bedardo]

So accurate, and hilarious that this has twice the views in 3 days as the "legit" Welcome to Belleville video done by the city 6 years ago!

[TheKodeMonkey]

Damn. This hit close to home. Mainly because it's actually close to home.

[proggR]

Its like you took years of my rants, condensed it into 3 and half minutes, and made it hilarious instead of depressing and/or frustrating... this is brilliant. "Welcome to Belleville's downtown" had me crying it was so perfect lol

[simonngoc-si]

Kyle, the hero we didn't know we needed during this dark era

[KyomiHaru]

This is painfully on point. Time to send this to everyone I know still trapped in Belleville. 😂

[jcl]

No matter how ugly you are, you're a 10 in Belleville.

[robertzaichick]

Thank you for helping me make the bottom of the Belleville barrel ! Tis was hilarious. I have always laughed at the gun shop for their sign, which they have yet to move. I think I should keep it? How about this: " Come TARGET our office for a KILLER smile!". Or " Putting off going to a dentist? Well, BITE THE BULLET! COME ON IN!"

[rickieleel.]

In memory of little T’s, let’s all share our best stories.

One night I had walked in and some girl full on attacked me and scratched my arms up. I don’t know who she was. Hope she’s doing alright lol.

[RageGaming]

We need a part two!!! I demand it !!! There is so much more to cover in Northumberland hills 😂😂😂

[johnnyhunter]

As someone who grew up in Helleville for almost 20 years... I need to shake this man’s hand.
Now when people ask what my hometown is like I can just show them this incredibly accurate video.
All of my family and most of my friends still live there and I haven’t been home in five years.

[bellevillelegalethicalsafe]

I just want to say that I was the first local to share this video to the Facebook groups such as Belleville Ontario, the friendly City and even the downtown business groups getting kicked out of every group and now banned from Facebook somehow I can't even start a new account on Facebook without it getting shut down within an hour because enough people must have reported me but it was worth it! This video needed to be seen and I'm hoping that it pissed a lot of people off. Amazing work.

[taliasproul]

As someone from Belleville that lived there for far too long (25 years), I can confirm it’s accuracy.

[andykrst]

We are here on a 2 night vacation and wanted to watch a video to learn more about the hidden gems of the town. This is the most factually accurate and comprehensive video I have seen of any city in Canada. Thnx

[barraca]

You forgot the sewage treatment plant in the middle of the city

[MehYam]

TWO buffets?! Not moving there, too rich for my blood.

[curtispitcher]

Welcome to Belleville - your best friend!
Safehaven for GTA's retirees, shirtless men of all ages and enough bustling payday loan shops to support our growing population of casino regulars!

[andykrst]

Thank you for your service to the community. I hope you pave a career for yourself as Belleville mayor.