Bette Davis Eyes Parody Song - Sweaty, Abrasive Thighs

She's got Bette Davis Eyes - in this parody song, she's older and now has wrinkles, bad eyesight and sweaty, abrasive thighs! We all age and it doesn't have to be gracefully. Enjoy my take on the Kim Carnes classic, Bette Davis Eyes, with brand new lyrics about the joys of age.

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[vivienziv]

I wish I could press "like" more than
What a great "on the nail"
parody.
Every line a winner !
Oh gosh ... I love it
Well done Shirley
Fantastic way to start 2023
👍☺️💖🤗💝

[LazyIRanch]

Lordy! I can relate! Last night I woke up in a puddle of sweat, threw the covers off, then 10 minutes later I was shivering.
A few years ago, I felt like I was full of life... I was, I got scabies mites from the new goats I brought home. "I had itchy, scaly thiiighs!"
Thanks for the laugh this morning Shirley, another winner!

[sueparras]

You have absolutely nailed the woes of growing older. At almost 63 I have almost every single ache pain and issue that you mention! But now I can laugh about it and that makes me feel very much better. Thank you Shirley, you are a blessing to us all. You have given us the gift of song and laughter, the 2 things that heal the broken. I thank you from the bottom of my achy heart. ✌🇨🇦❤😂😂🥰

[evettabush]

You had me laughing with just the title!! Yet another hilariously true song, Shirley. Thank you once again☺️😁

[angelofmyheart]

I love your laugh at end. ❤ I remember this song when it first came out on the radio. I was a young and spry girl who did on occasion make fun of old people like me. Oh, how the table has turned. Lol A great video all the way around. Great job, Shirley. 👏👏

[carinas-potpourri]

Shirley, she's really one of my favourite actors

[judywein]

Oh, Miss Shirley, I keep thinking the next one can't possibly be as brilliant as your past "creations "...but they ALWAYS are. True story: I've often said to friends and family that (I felt) you can measure a person's intelligence and creativity by their sense of humor. And you've got it in spades. You allow us to laugh at ourselves over the "human condition"! Thank you for the laugh!! And I about died over the line, "And I clench each time I sneeze --ooh!"
Another absolutely brilliant one!!!!

[mbyerly]

My mom died in her mid nineties. One of her last bits of sage advice to my sister and I was, "You really need to work on your moisturizing. You're wrinkling." Words to live by for this of us well past a certain age.

[randomvideosbymark]

I absolutely love your tweaked version immensely 🔥💯

[helenstewart]

🎶🎶How’d you know I was singing these lyrics in the mirror yesterday before you post today 🤭Thanks for bringing it home !!!💕💕👌✌️🇨🇦

[ardentabacist]

I'm on the floor! - Another Dr. Demento TOP-TEN candidate! ~

[grumpybumme]

You've done it again Shirley many thanks

[deborahs]

I remember a time not that long ago when you were questioning whether or not you should keep doing these videos. I am so so glad that you decided to keep doing them because I absolutely love the way you re-word these songs. There are so many people out there that can relate to these songs. I share them with a lot of people. Please keep up the wonderful work. Thank you

[bwenluck]

Shirley, does New Zealand realize you are a national treasure??? 🥰

[TheM]

I love Bette Davis. You are fabulous. Happy New Year, dear Shirley.

[gregorystevenson]

I push your wonderful content like a wonderful drug full of erudite smiles and laughter. Thank you. God bless you and Ukraine.

[bobmcl]

Not just great lyrics, but what a great recreation of the original arrangement. Bravo, my dear Shirley, bravo.

[dreamsinwifi]

You nailed another one. I feel this song in my bones, the same way I feel a cold front coming.

[katiamartinsdeabreu]

Fantástica, inteligente, adorável e talentosa Shirley Serban, humor que

[jaynekittycat]

Eyesight is spot on Shirley. I was grinning all through out. Love those two lines in the video to make the film look old. Brilliant. ❤️🤣🇬🇧