Dagoth Ur Rants About The High Elves

Dagoth Ur and the Nerevarine have a few drinks and he rants about the high elves and their influence on the empire

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[heckinmemes]

"If it's a group of Nords, it's a warband. If it's a group of Dunmer, it's a cabal. If it's a group of high elves, that's a coincidence and you shouldn't speak of it."

[forlornfuture]

You ever notice how they push for open borders for every province except the Summerset Isles?

[MausBastion]

Don't let him talk about Corprus-19 vaccines.

[arandompasserby]

Be careful Dagoth, last time someone said "Have you heard of the High Elves?" he ended up dying on a poisoned apple!

[avizvit]

The altmer cries out in pain as he casts destruction magic on you.

[amarjamakovic]

I will never accept Aldmeri Dominion as a legitimate state.

[brigantiasmemerepository]

There is an old Nord proverb, "the High Elf will tell you what happened to him, but never why"

[FlyingGuillotine]

I found it strange when I found out the redguard lives matter movement was led by an altmer.

[MALICEM]

"I saw 5 dancing high elves right as the oblivion gates opened up." This is just too perfect

[yoboyfargoth]

The Altmer cries out in pain as he strikes you.

[Knifegash]

You know, Dagoth Ur becoming such a meme in the collective subconscious of our memetic zeitgeist is basically what he'd always have wanted. He knows that he's part of a dream, and his design is to become so much of the focus of the dream that by retrocausality he influences the dreamer with his personality and actions. So really, by being noticed and enjoyed by so many extradimensional beings over two decades after he came onto the scene to the point that they're using a digital facsimile of an advanced version of themselves to fabricate more content from him to extract even more amusement out of his epic voice, is exactly his plan. And I'm here for it lul

[tylertheultimatebadass]

What I want to know is why the Empire keeps sending funding to the Summerset Isles

[Deathbytroll]

Sees anti-dunmeri scroll, authored by Sylwyn Sunsilk. Look her up in the imperial archives: "Born to an Altmer family from summerset" Every single time.

[johndoe]

Notice how the High Elves advocate for open borders for Cyrodil and Skyrim, but never for the Summerset Isles? Curious.

[swtrooper]

The only thing Pelinal Whitestrake did wrong is that he didn't finish the job.

[Mrtrollgood]

The altmer have been kicked out of 109 guilds. It's clearly the Guilds' fault.

[ussliberty]

Isn't it curious, that every single child of the last five Emperors is married to an Altmer?

[HolyknightVader]

Wait until the Thalmor Anti-Defamation League finds out about

[orangeismyfavoritecolor]

I did not expect to hear “You’ve been boofin’ that shit all day” from Dagoth Ur, especially not this early in the morning, but I am *loving* it.

[eldiannat]

Dagoth ur is now banned from every bank in Tamriel