Basically unplayable garbage

I can't believe they dared to sell this as a finished product.

Song used: Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower - Bloodborne OST

[ZullietheWitch]

Shout out to Mayhem, who pointed this out to me a long time ago

Also, credit to Meowmaritus for figuring out exactly why this happens:

[ArchangelExile]

He put his face on it to let people know that sword is his.

[irithylloldman]

Other weapons : made of steel, wood, etc...

Dark Sword :
*S T R E T C H S K E L T O N*

[dDoener]

This is what happens to skeletons who give up.

[eightyuser]

"Nice decals you got on your sword, bro!"
"Thanks man. that's my son!"

[TheSleepingSeer]

The soundtrack cutting off like that is too funny

[PaperFlare]

Virgin Swordsman: "The sword is an extension of your arm."

Chad Darkwraith: "The sword is an extension of your F A C E."

[RealestIsaac]

Calcium boy and his calcium sword with a calcium face.

[theFriendlyGhst]

We're all still reeling from the fact that this doesn't become the "Dark Dark Sword" when infused.

[spartanpozzum]

I know people say their weapons can be a part of them. I didn't know they weren't lying

[szkoaimieniateddyegofarmer]

Who decided to put this comically stretched skull texture on a sword

[DebugMenu]

I burst out laughing so loud at the musical que

[AA-elet]

The funny thing is they literally have a proper design for this sword (one that player wields), like it's not laziness its trolling.

[Shezmen]

I opened my mouth like an idiot at the end, I couldn't help it 😆🤣

[GrandPaladinTyrux]

If you read the lore of the land, the Darkwraiths are actually known to wield smaller sword-shaped Darkwraiths as weapons. It's been heavily implied ever since their first appearance in Armored Core.

[joners]

he turns himself into a sword, funniest shit I've ever seen

[Ed-]

Game design. If no one can notice your idiocy, it's good enough.

[bigyoshi]

You may laugh at this sword now but back in my day this weapon was only used by the most op enemies stopping you from getting to the four kings.

[LautrecOfCarim]

Now I want to see Andre forge something using a hammer made out of distorted Andre textures.

Heh.

[Atmos_Glitch]

*_*Bad To The Bone guitar riff plays_**