SCP-426 'I am a Toaster'

Only toasters can toast toast, but I toast better than the rest.

#scp #scpfoundation #brendaniel

[TheVolgun]

Breadaniel I'll let myself out ....

[fiona]

I think some people are missing the point of the SCP stories. They're not meant to all be scary. Some are just meant to be interesting. This looks like one that's just meant to be interesting.

[NickJarmusz]

I love how he is doing an episode on me.

[Lenoh]

Man, he really described me to a tee. I wonder what happened to my screw?

[ithebinman]

here's your problem, too many toasters
you know what they say, "all toasters, toast, toast".

[JustinY.]

I always thought that I resembled the _Brave little toaster_

[FidelCashflow_YT]

It toasted so well the pathetic humans tried to match its greatness...


Fools...

[Dalton_Boardman]

I think my toaster thing is hilarious. I love how I can only be talked about in the first person. My whole concept is the best kind of comedy.

[bof]

died trying to eat an electric socket

[sterlinggoins]

I love your SCP series especially with the spooky music in the background it brings out so much suspense.

[FriedrichTheGreatest]

I'm surprised he even did an episode on me, didn't think he would.

I always thought I was a very interesting Scp, like an Scp you can't mention properly like Scp-•• ••••• •• •

Never the less even though I am just a mere toaster, I'm still a pretty neat Scp

[chelonianmobile]

I love how the writer put "hello" at the beginning. At least I am a polite evil toaster.

[genesisplus]

I kind of made myself laugh, I thought that I was going to be another terrifying concept of a shattered reality or something but I was just that hilarious toaster.

[mogfoil]

I was always one of my favorite SCPs. People tend to forget the point of SCP is not to be scary, but to be weird. I think that I do a good job of reminding people of that.

[spyrojyro]

Is this just so people can make “I identify as a toaster” jokes?

[melonyswife]

Ok, I gotta be one of my favorite SCPs

[lintedgybun]

When i said that “I remained oblivious to the first person pronoun” I DID REMAIN OBLIVIOUS TO THE PRONOUN

[bigshrekhorner]

"in their attempts to emulate my standard functions"

Thanks, now I imagined people shoving bread in their mouth and plucking electrical cords in their arse

[isaacallen]

1:50 This woman ate 22 loaves of bread, I cant BREATHE

[qindleton]

Easy fix.

1. Control F
2. Type “me” or “I.”
3. Replace all with “toaster.”

Done.