I added torture to #minecraft #cursedminecraft #minecraftmemes

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I added ostriches to Minecraft.
First, Ostriches are found in deserts, and they can't fly. To help them fly, you can now shear parrots, dropping Parrot Wings. Then, you can add them to your ostrich!
Second, they are rivals with the Ostpoors. The ostriches get all the emeralds they want, while the ostpoors run around looking for a job. When the ostpoors approach the ostriches, they get ostrich-cized.
Third, I also added giraffes and zebras. They are FRIENDS with the ostriches, but not the ostpoors. That's why we have Girpoors and Zebpoors.
Fourth, in the ocean, you'll find the rare Oysterich! Their beaks and wings are made of oysters, so they can pinch you!
And finally, you can use ostriches as ways to find hidden treasures, as they can stick their heads in the sand.

I hope you do this one!

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I think hearing unalive is a worse torture

ondururagittandeska

This actually sounds like a great plot for a movie.

oliversworldofimagination

“I removed civil rights from Minecraft”

itsoakisota

Everyone else talking about the animation me looking at those two identical towers

FarisFerjeni

This straddles the line between genuine existential horror and hilarious so smoothly. Also, good job following the prompt. It's so accurate.

Anteksanteri

His "I. Added. *** to Minecraft" is so damn funny to me. Every video of his I watch I do the line with him like a fool. I love this guy

proximacentauri

also sometimes your girlfriend cheats on you but you don't find out until your child is like 16 (and the child is not yours)

fingees_YT

Evil Steve menacingly evil along with Herobrine :0

Jervis-JehanYvesLaurent

I liked the way this is psychological and not physical

demregulsen

Hearing YouTubers say "unalive" instead of kill puts boiling rage in my veins.

Detah_

Add the conquering of Genghis Khan to Minecraft

aglassofojwowza

Idk but staring at the infant of Steve makes me happy

StoopeedGuy

Don’t know why you didn’t do this yet, but how about “I added fingers to minecraft”? Now the player will have to wear gloves to keep their fingers safe when breaking wood, beware of splinters when placing planks, and trim their nails every few days.

sataniccabal