The Worst Product Review on the Internet

YouTube product reviews, a great way to know what you're getting yourself into before a purchase. Most of the time. Today is not one of those times. Today we watch as Cooking with Jack reviews the Magic Bullet, and not very well. Buckle up.

[izanagi]

I completely sympathize with jack. I blended strawberries and blueberries to make a smoothie. And all i tasted
was strawberries and blueberries. unforgivable.

[amiletooth]

Jack being disgusted by a slightly runny omelet that could have been saved by putting a lid over the skillet for like 20'ish seconds while being delighted by bloody raw chicken is fkn incredible.

[funbagdirk]

When Jack actually cooks something, he thinks it’s burned. Man truly is the Emperor of E. Coli

[rokasrerroca]

I'm confused because Jack believes that raw chicken is "done" but an undercooked omelet is inedible because of the Silver Bullet and not his lack of cooking prowess. Wow.

[Nick_C]

So to recap, Jack…
Berated the people that like his videos for asking for more videos
Undercooked an omelette, called it burnt and blamed a blender
Used too few tomatoes to make salsa, messed up on blending the salsa, admitted to using too few tomatoes and still blamed the blender
Complained that a salsa made with tomatoes, jalapeño and cilantro tasted like the ingredients he put in the salsa
Misused the blender by not putting it together properly
Ignored the fact that cheese melting in a blender is impossible
Admitted to stealing from his dad

[Nick_C]

I understand Jack’s pain, I had a pizza the other day that just tasted like pepperoni, tomato sauce and cheese 😢

[doctabaldhead]

Jack being genuinely disgusted by some chopped vegetables is absolutely hilarious. This man ate aunt Myrna's party cheese salad with a smile but a moderately chunky salsa made of fresh ingredients might as well have been actual trash.

[agamemnonofmycenae]

Watching Jack dissing magic bullet, because he failed to make an omellete is beyond surreal. He calls the food he personally mixed nasty, when he can eat raw chicken and garbage stews!

[DigitalApex]

I'm convinced that Jack is such a bad cook, he's effectively gaslit himself into believing that properly cooked food is "burnt" or taste bad. This man eats raw, rotten, or undercooked food and has forced his brain to be fine with ingesting it. The man gets hospitalized on a quarterly basis but he's still alive. Jack is basically a Keter class SCP with esoteric immortality. Absolutely astounding.

[SorceryFish]

I’m legitimately convinced he asked for a sponsorship from magic bullet and was denied and was so petty he tried to slander the product

[nukeacitrus]

Jack reviews a car: "I was able to go buy groceries with this car. That's good! It didn't refrigerate my groceries, tho. Bad product, don't buy."

[Theflameblast]

A magic bullet is literally the easiest version of a blender, a tool that is meant only for shredding up food. This is like watching someone not know how to use a papershredder

[scottscotty]

Jack is the type of guy to give a 1 star review of a restaurant because he couldn’t find a parking space.

[jeffpro]

Magic bullet is actually kind of good and useful, unlike Jack's cooking.

[ColtNomad]

Jack: "I don't flip my eggs when cooking them."
Also Jack: "Why aren't the eggs cooking fully?"

[TheEpicSpire]

ok, this is what happened. Jack contacted Magic Bullet and asked them to sponsor him. they turned him down cause his cooking videos suck, and then he got mad and tried to make a hit piece video. no joke. Source: Trust Me.

[Tekner]

I understand his pain, I've had to throw away 4 different blenders so far because each one kept burning my eggs

[jolteon]

Jack seems like the kind of guy that would let a new tv bounce around the back of his car/suv, drop it on the way into his house, drop it again going up the stairs, then give it a 1/5 claiming “Came broken, packaging was terrible, don’t buy”

[oOXenosOo]

This feels like Jack got rejected from an actual partner-product-review and is now trying to make it look bad on porpuse as a revenge 😄

[justinmorgan]

Jack is the guy at the beginning of the infomercial that can’t complete the simplest tasks