Funny Joke: Bus vs Taxi

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I had to read this one twice before I understood it...
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Harry and his two friends were playing cards at Harry's house late one Friday night.
"I have an idea, " Harry said. "The next guy who lays down a hard has to tell his biggest secret they have!" His two friends agreed and the game continued.
Finally Melvin played two aces.
"My biggest secret is that I kissed Harry's at our college keg party!" He looked at him and struggled. "Sorry buddy I was a little drunk when it happened!" Harry and their other friend, Oscar laughed and Harry assured Melvin that all was forgiven.
The game resumed, after a few minutes Oscar laid down three spades.
"My biggest secret, " he told his two friends. "Is that I am not even suppose to be here, I was really going to have dinner when my wife and her parents but I called from the office and told my old lady that I got in an accident at work and that they were taking me to the hospital!" Harry and Melvin stared at Oscar, then at each other, neither one knew what to say.
Just then the front door flew opened and there stood Oscar's wife, red in the face and breathing hard.
She marched up to the table where the three men were playing and glared at Oscar.
"I called the hospital and asked for you and they told me you had died, " she told him through clenched teeth. "So I called everyone we know and one of them told me that saw you pull into the driveway of this house and walk in, well you might not be dead now, but when we get home....I AM GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF!". With that she grabbed Oscar's arm, pulled him up from the chair he was sitting in and began dragging him towards the door.
"Great game fellas, " Oscar said, quickly over his shoulder. "Next week if I'm still alive you want to have another game, same place, same time?"

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