A Golem with Social Media?

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[NoelmIsAlive]

Me see squirrel today.

-guard ”best boy”

[Gbusjones]

Android 16 dbz abridged "I like birds"

[bkm]

Just hit the end of season 2. Love the work you all have put into it. Thanks for that. For anyone who hasn't tried it out yet, you'll never be a bigger fan of geckoes nor ever find a more sus rabbit... WORTH EVERY MINUTE!

[ClayAdams]

They also don’t know their purpose but have a longing to find one

[ovoid_ovvie]

My Kenku bear would be a linguistics nerd, my vegan owlbear Todd would be a comic book nerd.

[krow]

The funniest part is I imagine some days it's the same 3 animals one after another and then one random animal that's crazy or rare and Guard would just treat it like any other

[Godzillawolf]

My Aarakocra Grave Cleric would start out as that one person who follows and watches other people's stuff on social media but not engage with them, because she's used to others seeing her as strange due to being an Aarakocra gravekeeper who is often in a cave, something they pathologically don't do.

After character development she'd probably mainly post pictures of the weird things her party members do, like a picture of the baby dragon-shaped crescants the Artificer created that somehow became sentient organisms made of bread. Or her cat Greenshield.

[TheBoioHimself]

Fog: its just ads for his orphanage to help his kids find homes
Tara: the most batshit insane takes to exist
Refonzo: complete wild card. People probably think its an ARG type thing and ignore it.
Gordon: posts from hell and tries to reconnect with old friends from highschool
Oneslayer: talks about environmental conservation efforts
Bob: probably marketing his family shop
Charles: Average teacher account. Posts field trips and school events.

[SomeGuy-gczs]

My Dark Heresy character would've literally just been thirst traps, pictures of her tattoos, and propositioning random women half for laughs and half seriously.

[pancakesandsyru]

That is a dangerous slope with my characters.

[pungoblin]

My would probably post a pic of himself slamming some lich into a table mid combat just to show how cool and legendary he still is

[username]

Omg, just thinking about my shy barbarian on social media seems great.

She would definitely forget to post for months at a time, to then just post a few pictures of shiny or cool rocks she found, or a book she liked, or a friendly dog she spent time with. Never any pictures of herself, though maybe pictures of the sorcerer purely because she is socially not great and is infatuated with her.

Oh and it would be filled with like, weirdly concerning yet cute things, like "Just tried candy for the first time!" "Just tried juice for the first time" with pictures of whatever she ate. (She did.. not get out much until recently to put it one way)

[Zelmel]

I have a character who is the production guy and assistant for an astral space social media influencer. He is a thri kreen and so carries printouts with phrases like "please like and subscribe" because telepathy doesn't work over space internet

[coffeecartoons]

For mien, Killian’s social media would be him working out and teasing his boyfriend

[fall-from-grace]

My boy Henry would probably run a history account on twitter or something, and then his private account would be full of thirst traps 💀

[Duckrabbit_Forging]

Nah that wouldn't be good... that would be fuckin GOLD!
Please make that happen.
I would unironically love that.

[Alfiemon]

Mine does

I am DMing a campaign and one of the npcs has a tumblr account that I use to give them character depth and world building lore. It's great

[justaboy]

I think my most recent character would be smart enough to stay away from social media...

[JoshuaSmith-hlxj]

I notice quite a few people when making warforged tend to build their personality based on Android 16.

[Nobody-xqvj]

My character is an over 100 year old ghost that came from a very small village in the middle of nowhere. I don't think they would even know what social media is.