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[joshrice]

"I have 2 businesses that compete with one another"

lmfao

[blueshotgun]

"i get mad when i hear about howard giving free panera to deaf people." whoever wrote the script is brilliant.

[Zhougdog]

After 7 years I just realized Howard is using sign language at the end because he allied himself with the deaf.

[hotelmario]

I like how this is basically the story of a degree mill accidentally creating a superintelligent AI through sheer greed

[AerisVera]

"I'm not afraid of Howard." Such a hilarious line, that's when you know it's starting to go down hill.

[mmca]

"he gained the ability to and became dissatisfied" my absolute favorite line

[ehsteve]

"Homeless man accused of falsifying military records"

This skit is fucking amazing.

[Kokiriboy]

"Howard has enough thought coins to bankrupt the Panera Bread company at any moment"

[purpleandpimpin]

The generic music, the ex-military guy who no one will employ, the busy single mother with multiple careers, the student who didn't like going to a physical location, "I love all my professors." "I am obsessed with all my students." Are you sure this isn't a real online collage?

[Jeremy_Sword]

This is 8 years old and the content is more relevant than ever with cryptocurrencies and metaverses and the grift economy running amok. Truly a prophetic skit.

[daphnekxng]

adult swim sketches operate on a whole different playing field

[Roughecho]

I worked for University of Phoenix for a while. This is all too accurate. "It's just like a regular college but it's not real" should be their motto.

[Laembort]

The Deaf need to hear our side of the story.

[ststst]

I love how the ex military guy is actually just homeless and lied about serving, but also somehow was involved in freeing prisoners from Abu Ghraib

[KingMinos]

I studied philosophy of pyramid schemes at for-profit university.
Luckily, enrolment rose five fold after I graduated, so me and all the other graduates got to work as professors teaching the class to the new students!

[angelicreinforcement]

I lost 1, 500 friends to building collapses at physical universities. FPOU is the plan for me.

[AlaskanEagle]

"I'm proud to represent FPOU when arguing with a Panera Bread manager."

[Frrr]

"Were there deafs at the Panera?"
"Describe what the deafs looked like"

[karenelizabeth]

6 years later and this still feels as relevant as ever.

[lizardpeoplepoetry]

i'm sorry, but the suicides are my favorite part of the library