If Cupid was Asian

A nice Grandma asked me what I was training for in the park. What should I have said....

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[dealforbet]

Steven's ability to juggle multiple roles is truly impressive. From running a cat cafe to providing repairman therapy, building Beijing Corn, and playing matchmaker, he's a real multitasking pro! Your move, Timmy's dad.

[Imablåhaj]

"Kevin watches Netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here."
That's the most Asian thing I've ever heard, and I'm Asian.

[aduckwithaknife]

Steven's Asian-ness is so majestic that he can use chopsticks to use a phone💀

[bensonabernathy]

1:11 Steven is an actor, has the whole year off...
I lost it there, the self-roasting caught me off guard.

[ThefficialGigabyte]

“love is like the perfect merger, like how disney acquired marvel”
that got me 💀

[lynKx]

"my arrows don't just bring love, they also bring joint tax benefits"

that one actually had me dying

[cyrilespejo]

“ben is british, alex is a dentis-“
*i lost it.*

[britoniahbergel]

It's not "love at first sight" it's "initially optimized compatibility" got me rolling on the floor

[nerso]

"Santa delivers gifts, I deliver future... And discounts" 😂😂😂😂

[dinosauriaman]

“One night Stan” got me rolling on the floor

[palo]

“You can’t put a price on love. I can.” Damn that opening was fire. Already glued

[ThareenBogoda]

The Steven he gigachad music is actually Bret’s attempt at phonk music. Check the video by twoset violin.

[euthanasia]

"50% divorce rate? Dats not me, dats Stan."

Absolute madman.

[lightning_]

The other people in that park must be so confused!

[TMonthly]

"Has a master's degree. Very nice. ...in film. What da hail" Got me laughing hard 😂

[TJGallin]

His face when the 50% divorce hit 😂, he backpedaled so hard he ended up in Rome

[DDP-Gaming]

1:20 "George is a tiktoker, Chris is also unemployed"
Lol These jokes just get wilder every second 💀

[SoDakJason]

"Steven is an actor. Has the whole year off."

Wait, so Steven's dad runs Failure Management's Cat Cafe, provides repairman therapy, built Beijing Corn, *and* brings singles together?

Your move, Timmy's dad.

[PhineasThompson]

"Santa delivers gifts. I deliver futures. And discounts." 96% compatibility.

[orangemushroomz]

I like how Steven flexes his kung fu moves in public in this scene 0:53 he’s so majestic, he’s literally the best Asian ever ❤