World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth Features Overview

[James]

"Well everyone, we just defeated basically Satan... Now what?"
"Let's go back to fighting each other and be pirates! and invite our cousins, too!"

[argentpuck]

"New dungeons and raids"

Goodness, I'd have never guessed that "feature."

[rpr]

Horde : FOR THE HORDE
Alliance : FOR THE ALLIANCE
Old Gods : *Eats popcorn like a normal monster and prepares for invasion*

[dylancrumpton]

Plot Twist: The Murlocs overwhelm the Horde and the Alliance. And take over Azeroth

[insomnish]

*Demon Hunters, awkwardly twiddling their thumbs on the sidelines as the allied races stroll up:*
"So... No more demons?"

[floonge]

So let’s fight back the burning legion and save Azeroth so we can burn it to the ground ourselves

[RecoveringLoLAddict]

a death knight and a demon hunter walk into a bar...



the bar becomes irrelevant

[CaptainGrim]

man i can't wait, these features seem soo good

[uz]

Alliance to horde: Our enemy is defeated, what should we do now?
Horde to alliance: back to the usual business I guess.
Starts new world war.

[fentanylandfriends]

Plot twist : both factions die from brutal war and void lords take azeroth

[alexandrebourgoin]

"I understand more than you suspect, my dear. Perhaps in time, you will too."
-Daelin Proudmoore

[Motolmang]

Azshara: Hey is it my turn yet
N'zoth: no mine
Blizzard: ALLIANCE VS HORDE

[hellionicfrl]

Illidan: "Finally, The legion is defeated. Now we must- Wait.. where are you hero's going?"

Me (Alliance): "War calls. And I think the Horde started it first."

Illidan: - Facepalms and groans - "Not this again..."

[shadowfury]

i want the Gnomes to take back Gnomeregan

[thatraelsnake]

Calling it now.. The Murloc Captain from dead mines will be the final boss of the expac

[MegaLabano]

*phone rings*
Queen Azshara: "Do you need me yet?"
Blizzard: "Well, you see..."
Queen Azshara: "sigh" *hangs up*

[OnePieceevr]

Half the expansion will be good ol' civil war, halfway through the olds gods will come, CALLING IT

[Ghaltouni]

".... *OF A WORLD AT WAR* "

Actual expansion lore :
*Horde player kills literally any npc*
"Not cool bro, that boar had a family, not honorable bro, why aren't we saving the environment? old gods tho."

[bejkon]

1:39 There's even pirates riding parrots

[elmaestroalberto]

Nzoth:yes, this is nzoth speaking.
Blizzard: oh hello, we just wanted to tell you that we arent gonna see you in the next 2 years or even longer"
Nzoth: but...
"BLIZZARD HANGS UP THE PHONE"
Nzoth: "cries on the corner"