Feaster (Winter Horrorland Remix) - Friday Night Funkin' D-Side Remix

THE 4-sided disc.

Official upload of D-Side remix made for the Friday Night Funkin' D-Side mod.
Song by Philiplol
Monster voice by Philiplol.
Lemon Bambino by EllisBros.

[DannibalManRealOmgNoWay]

Winter Horrorland: "Your skin is freezing"

Feaster: "You're burning up"

[erikmata]

I always liked how Chester's songs always sound like he is a host in a cooking show

[tanglingbat]

D-Sides really did Monster justice in this mod

[MadRatFan]

It's honestly amazing how Chester feels more "Funkin'" than original Monster.
His focus on being extra musical and wanting to make things amusing for his guests and the natural progression with Lil' Lemon Bambino speeding things up.

Absolute perfection. This completely cemented D-Sides as THE greatest remix mod.

[AndresinReal]

I love that the people in the background starts singing.
It's so cool and adds to how scary the presence of this monster can be

[icesight]

the monster songs in remix mods are always the best

[epicmeowthman]

imagine a teacher playing this on easter thinking its a kid friendly easter song

[Ungobungo]

Lyrics:
You're burning up, take a seat.

For comfort, I'll turn down the heat.

As temperatures rise and the ovens burn, my little friend here needs to learn.

Oh, how to cook a proper meal?

There's not much to it, let's get a feel.

First stab your entree's back.

Skin the carcass and open up the spice rack!

Give it some taste and let it bake, and once that's done, it'll start to ache!

Pull it out, and with its last words spoke, in its juices, we'll let it soak!

Now with that explained, you shouldn't frown.

Now, little buddy, break it down!

Lemon Bambino: Once it's done with the juices!

Its soul will fade away, say deuces!

I'll get the knife, I wanna carve!

With a meal like this, we'll never starve!

Oh, we forgot one thing: the sides!

I think we'll have our entree's bride!

Chester: Oh, you're right, how could I forget! Look at her now, she's starting to sweat!

Do not worry, more than he will reach his end!

Now a recipe for you, Girlfriend!

First, we start by melting some butter!

LB: I'll get on that, glad you didn't stutter!

Chester: Once that is done, add parsley and garlic!

LB: Sounds tasty, my fingers I will lick!

Chester: That's all the prep I do believe.

LB: All that's left is to cleave, ha ha!

Chester: Remove the limbs and it won't bake for long.

LB: Oh goody goody- wait, what's this, a thong??

Chester: Uh-dee-doo-dah day dah dah day, dah deh dah deh dah, a doo da day! Doo, daah, lah, lee, lah, lay!

Hunger satisfied as we eat.

LB: Bellies filled as we chomp on your meat!

Chester: It really is such a nice taste!

LB: But we must enjoy our meat with a haste!

Chester: Uh-dee-doo-dah-day-dah-dah-day, dah-deh-dah-deh-dah, a-doo-da-day!

We both have appetites of beasts and my buddy here really needed a treat.. LB: So we'd like to thank you... Both: For this feast! Chester: I'm glad I could teach you his lesson.

LB: I'm happy to learn their faces were cresson!

Chester: Any time you're hungry just give me a call! LB: Sure thing, I enjoyed this most of all!

Chester: Da-da-da-da-da-da-la-la...

[blackmaskly]

Lil Lemon Bambino popped off during this one!
Also gotta love the opening motif of Winter Horrorland right at the end, very nice touch.
OH, and how could I forget
I love how you made "Deck the Halls" not an unrecognizable melody, yet very tonically different. It doesn't even feel Christmasy anymore, I love it!

[disacedin]

I love the name. It has so many layers. It's a feast on easter, Feaster. But it also looks like fester, and everyone's become infested with some sort of... Weird eye and teeth disease. So clever!

[tristancummings]

Is no one gonna talk about how Chester had an entire chorus during the near end of the song. I love how in the mod you could see the background characters singing as well while the chorus played. Absolutely stunning!

[ThePhoenixBoiYT]

Imo, this song is instantly 100x better than Winter Horrorland
It sounds like a legit Disney Villains song, and considering both Monsters’ intentions and personality (comically evil and wanting to eat boyfriend), it really fits. And that humming part with Deck the Halls, *MMMM*

[Guard_shroom]

I literally love how his little lemon pet sings

[_Manjuu_]

D-sides is prob the only mod that actually does Lemon Demon justice.

[checkerhat]

The chorus in the background during the later part of the song? Perfection.

[CrabbyGamin]

gotta love Chester coming in with the omegamart lemon

[SpectreSkirt]

Lyrics --- UPDATED WITH BAMBINO LYRICS!

"You're burning up, take a seat."
"For comfort, I'll turn down the heat."
"As temperatures rise and ovens burn, my little friend here needs to learn."

"Oh, I cook a proper meal."
"There's not much to it, let's get a feel:"
"First, stab your entree's back."
"Skin the carcass and open up the spice rack."
"Give some taste and let it bake, and once it's done it'll start to ache!"
"Pull it out, and with its last words spoke, in its juices, we'll let it soak!"

"Now, with that explained you shouldn't frown."
"Now little buddy, break it down!"

"ONCE IT'S DONE WITH THE JUICES, "
"ITS SOUL WILL FADE AWAY, SAY DEUCES!"
"I'LL GET THE KNIFE, I WANT TO CARVE!"
"WITH A MEAL LIKE THIS, WE'LL NEVER STARVE!"

"OOHHH! WE FORGOT ONE THING; THE SIIIDES!"
"I THINK WE'LL HAVE OUR ENTREE'S BRIDE!"


"Oh, you're right, how could I forget?"
"Look at her now, she's startin' to sweat!"
"Do not worry more then, he will reach his end!
"Now, recipe for you, Girlfriend!"

"First we start by melting some butter."

"I'LL GET ON THAT, GLAD YOU DIDN'T STUTTER!"

"Once it is done, add parsley and garlic!"
"SOUNDS TASTY, MY FINGERS I WILL LICK!"

"That's all the prep, I do believe."

"ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO CLEAVE-- HA HA!!"

"Remove the limbs and it won't bake for long."
"OH GOODY GOODY-- WAIT, WHAT'S THIS, A THONG?!"

[Vocalizing] "Uh-dee-doo-dah-day-dah-dah-day, dah-deh-dah-deh-dah, ah-rooh-ah-day!"
"Doo, dee, lah, lee, lah, lay!"
"Hunger satisfied as we eat."

"BELLIES FILLED AS WE CHOMP ON YOUR MEAT!"

"It really is such a nice taste."
"BUT WE MUST ENJOY OUR MEAL WITH HASTE!"

[Vocalizing] "Eh, dee-doo-dah-dee-lah-luh-day, lah-lee-lah-lee-lah, eh-rooh-ah-day!"
"We both had appetites apiece, and my buddy here really needed a treat."
"SO WE'D LIKE TO THANK YOU..."
"For this feast!"-"FOR THIS FEAST!"

"I'm glad I could teach you this lesson."

"I'M HAPPY TO LEARN THEIR FACES WERE CRESSON!"

"Next time you're hungry, just give me a call."

"SURE THING; I ENJOYED THIS MEAL MOST OF ALL!"


[Vocalizing] "Eh, dee-doo-dah-lee-lah-luh-day, lah-lee-lah-lee-lah, eh-rooh-ah-day!"

[FidgetyAttic]

As a monster fan I am pleased this made my Easter even greater

[charamusiccally]

I think Lil Lemon Bambino is the coolest Monster. His first was cool but this is nice, creepy and kinda calming

[xygngd]

This song slaps, also glad that d side monster now has a child that resembles the regular monster