pov: ur dating a girl from nyc #dating #nyc #date

[joncarbone]

She plays the part masterfully. If red flags were a person

[shbicide]

Bro didnt dodge a bullet, he dodged a whole bomb

[Stopinvadingmyhardware]

When you realize that she just got that drink from a previous “appointment”

[O___o]

She plays the, "I'm just dating you as my good deed for the day", very well.

[cerinachang]

She’s talking about ‘6pm’ and ‘8pm’ like they’re freaking appointments 😭

[monkeyman]

as a videographer and photographer, the “you should do finance” left me dead inside

[deatheater]

My self respect couldn't deal with that

[dumpsterfire]

Remember, if they make you hate them, they’re a damn good actor 👌🏽

[mxrc]

She’s not dating, she’s networking 😂😂


Edit: Memento mori, friends 🕰️

[jens]

The long nails tapping on the phone screen was so accurate 😭

[speku]

"Im a Instagram Model" - Oh cool, im a "Call of Duty Soldier"

[AdhdKP]

"this was cute" is crazy and accurate

[calebmoyer]

Its sad when red flags sound like normal conversations

[GabrielGarcia-uv]

“Whatever, I’ll just have my 8pm take me”..
Is absolutely wild 😂

[Jane-deaux]

Ive got a friend who is literally on her phone every time our group invites her out. She ignores us when we try to bring her into the conversation, games, entertainment, etc and then leaves early every time saying we are too boring for her. I wonder if some people only have fun when they are getting blackout drunk or doing cocaine

[hangingwithaleah]

“ it’s fine I’ll just have my six o’clock take me”
“ whatever, I’ll just have my 8 o’clock take me”
Had me dying bro 😎

[sarahj]

I didnt even know it went to 4 dollar signs😭

[TengisPengis]

i appreciate these types of people as 50 cent once said, joy wouldnt feel so good if it wasnt for pain

[hello_]

The fact that "that's non of your business"= im not working right now💀

By the way guys thank you very much for the likes 🎉🎉

[shaggydudegaming]

I’m nothing special but if a woman came up to me like that I would literally just quietly walk back home to my cat.