ankha memE

[dggrmth]

HOW DID I STUMBLE UPON THIS IN 2024 I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THIS EVER AGAIN 😭

[KineticEnergy]

Now I understand why there's a clean version 💀

[gaahinalover]

Cropping, the magical "I can post porn on youtube and not get in trouble" tool

[motorscorpion]

*THE CAT WAS NOT DANCING, I REPEAT, THE CAT WAS NOT DANCING, WE HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED*

[ProtoSparkk]

okay but why is she bouncing so aggressively on it 😭

[Eroxisidk]

My therapist was on a win streak because of this one💀

[randomkedonyoutube]

Anyways heres a random recipe
1 cup lowfat graham cracker crumbs
– 2 tablespoons Real California butter, melted
– 6 cups nonfat Real California yogurt cheese (see Preparation)
– 1 1/2 cups sugar
– 3 eggs
– 1/4 cup flour
– 1 tablespoon vanilla
– 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest
– Assorted berries and/or cut fruits in season as desired, for garnish


Be sure you begin to make the yogurt cheese at least 12 hours before you start this recipe to give yourself ample time to prepare the cheesecake.

Preheat oven to 350° F. In bowl, mix crumbs and butter. Pat evenly over bottom of a 9-inch springform pan. Bake 10 minutes. Remove from oven; set aside. Raise oven temperature to 450° F. In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat yogurt cheese, sugar and eggs on high speed for 1 minute. Mix in flour, vanilla and zest just until blended. Pour into prepared crust. Bake 10 minutes. Reduce oven temperature to 250° F and continue to bake for 1 hour or until center barely jiggles when cake is shaken. Run a thin-bladed knife between cake and pan. Cool slightly, then refrigerate, uncovered, until cake is completely chilled, at least 3 hours. Garnish as desired. Cut into wedges to serve. (If making ahead, cover when cool and chill up to 1 day.)

Nonfat California Yogurt Cheese (Preparation):

Ingredients:

4 quarts (8 lbs) nonfat plain Real California yogurt (do not use yogurt with gelatin)

Preparation:

Set a colander over a large bowl, supporting it so the base of the colander is at least 2 inches above the bottom of the bowl. Line colander with 2 layers of cheesecloth. Spoon in yogurt. Cover tightly with plastic wrap. Chill 12 hours or overnight, pouring off whey as it drains. Scrape yogurt from cloth.

[leecherstookmyname]

I showed this to my therapist now im his therapist 💀

[Pin_yoyle_cake]

That's not a joke it's just cropped porn😭

[Brook-the-funnyskeleton]

Aw I want to see the cute dancing kitty wait... ITS NOT DANCING

[COOLGUESTGUY]

*reloads ak47 and Glocks, miniguns, laser guns, and pistols*

[Floating]

Bro… if I was not home alone I would be a corpse right now

[bops]

What innocent Animal Crossing fans now see in their dreams after a silly zone animation:

[OVERDRIVE]

This proves that NSFW artists never run out of ideas 💀

[Basic_Humans]

When i saw this audio on a vid ppl were talking abt where it came from.. I wish I never had curiosity 😭😭

[Air_fryer-tf]

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12, 000 species now.[3] A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. That is because they are wind-pollinated rather than insect-pollinated, so they do not have to attract insects. Green is the best colour for photosynthesis.

Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant cover 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, except Greenland and Antarctica.[4]

Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants. They include the "grass" of the family Poaceae, which are called grass by ordinary people. This family is also called the Gramineae, and includes some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[5] These three families are not very closely related, though all of them belong to clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a similar life-style.

With around 780 genera and around 12, 000 species, [3] the Poaceae is the fifth-largest plant family, after the Asteraceae, Orchidaceae, Fabaceae and Rubiaceae.[6]

The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others.

Many grasses are short, but some grasses can grow tall, such as bamboo. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places and make grasslands, including areas which are very arid or cold. There are several other plants that look similar to grass and are referred to as such, but are not members of the grass family. These plants include rushes, reeds, papyrus and water chestnut. Seagrass is a monocot in the order Alismatales.

Grasses are an important food for many animals, such as deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows.[7] This is a part of why the plants are successful. Without grass, soil may wash away into rivers (erosion).

[A-S-T-E-R-O-I-D-E-D-I-T-S]

Retreat to allied bases! I repeat! Retreat to allied bases we have been ambushed!

[fandobatman]

My therapist needs a therapist who needs a therapist who needs another therapist who needs a psychiatrist

[son]

We all know what's really happening

[TheChichinGacha]

a cat dancing:
Me: what wrong with my YouTube shorts feed 😭💀