The Dumbest Life Hacks on TikTok

TikTok life hacks, a source of everything but tips on how to actually improve your quality of life. Today, we look at the TikToker Jordan Flom, who puts out what have got to be the worst life hacks I have ever seen. Buckle up.

[supercalifragilisticex]

I get the idea that this might be a troll account but it's still entertaining to watch August talk about how bad their hacks are.

[treybrzezowski]

You know one time my dad had a similar concern that our stuff might get stolen at the beach, so here's what he did:
Went to Walmart and bought a $15 cooler
Bought a Latch
Bought a lock
Screwed the Latch TO the Cooler
and put the lock on.
We then had a reusable, secure cooler that we could put sodas in that would also keep our stuff safely locked away.

[bradonhoover]

10:00 I'd just like to point out that the Velcro didn't even work. The torn open pillowcase was stapled to the left blanket, not the right, he just ripped out all the staples.

[seraphyna.]

the sink thing has gotta be a joke… “stay completely dry by doing the most
pointless thing, so i can wipe my wet hands on my shirt “

[curlyhairjess]

I love August's commentary because it's genuine input on whichever topic he's covering he has a way of grabbing your attention in a way that's not "clickbaity" which is kinda rare nowadays so keep up the good work August!

[angrywalrus]

I’m rather disappointed it wasn’t a beach toilet tbh

[Zombie_Trooper]

Life Hacks remind me of that Invader Zim scene when Zim first meets Gir and asks "is it supposed to be stupid?" and the other aliens reply "No, it's advanced" as they try not to laugh.

[crosleyman]

The beach one would be entertaining to watch someone frantically searching the beach for their camouflaged toilet seat.

[twilightresonance]

This man Jordan, he is the embodiment of the damage covid isolation did to people

[loopyfuntime]

As soon as I heard “IN BED WITH YOUR MOM” I knew it wasn’t gonna be bad, really bad. Bad to the point August needs an apology

Edit: I didn't realize I was struck by autocorrect 😞

[lightningslayer]

It looks like 5-Minute Crafts has a worthy opponent who also made stupid life hacks for sure.

[daylanfrias]

When he started smearing the glue with his hands my whole body cringed more than expected

[CharlesTheFearsomeTrain]

I am surprised august is still sane. After all this bad content.

[CoyoteFeral]

The bucket hack would be brilliant if you made the entire mould of concrete, used a really soft silicone to seal the lid and made the trowel look more like it was just tossed in there. Would be great to keep a spare key for the back door of the house or something similar.

[SaikiKFann]

Imagine losing your phone under a sand covered toilet seat

[glaidermason]

3:52 "somebody could completely steal it" u kno, as opposed to only partially stealing

[bradonhoover]

The beach toilet cooler "safe" idea works if you use an *actual* Igloo cooler and just bury it up to the sides. The sand around the cooler is, coincidentally, very cool, and the cooler will stay cold longer. Just instead of elmer's gluing sand to the top just glue a fake sand mat to it. It doesn't need to be perfect, just avoid sticking out.

[Wacky-P]

We need to promote August for pulling himself through watching all this horrifically bad content

[gonzonix]

is staying dry while washing dishes truly that hazardous and difficult?
I've been washing dishes for around 40 yrs, and except for a few when I was like 6, I have not had much trouble staying dry

[kabeyshid]

4:52, bruv sounds like someone ate taco bell and when to the toilet taking some dumps 💀