The Art of Calling in Sick

What are the best and worst excuses for calling in sick to work? “The Real” ladies spill the tea on how to play hooky, plus Loni gives a live demonstration!

[combo]

Man... The days I stayed home "sick" in school were the days that my friends would call me after talking about "we had a sub who let us watch movies all day, no homework, a pep rally, and some yummy cafeteria food." lol I would be mad as hell!

[softballfreak]

My mom had a rule when in High School that as long as our grades were up, we had two free days where we could tell her flat out that we didn't want to go to school and she would call us out sick. I used it maybe twice just for days when I just couldn't handle the stress and the drama.

[gloriachelsea]

Adrienne man 😂😂😂 "see y'all can't even find someone to replace me *BOOM*" I can't 😂😂😂

[adversetoconverse]

Loni is serving some Truth Tea on this cold winter's morning. I live. 
The replacements would be as follows:
Tamar - Anyone with edges
Tamera - Tia
Loni - Sherri Shepherd
Jeannie - Brenda Song
Adrienne - Naya Rivera
Ooop.

[sarahjay]

I remembered I faked being ill one day and I missed four fights lol I used to love watching fights I was so pissed. I never faked it again.

[MariposaDoncella]

She had food poisoning but was coughing... lol hilarious!

[kkingmusic]

I do kinda believe in sick karma. But I've went to work sick before because I love money.

[alemonterof]

Lol Loni cracks me up! Sheri Shepard, Lucy Liu, Toni Braxton, Tia Mowry... lmao

[zakkxx]

Loni was a queen in that segment !!! she cracked me up :))))

[jaybird]

i thought for sure she was gonna say replace jeannie with brenda song hahaha

[prettienini]

I've heard my past bosses say they don't know why ppl have to put on the sick voice. They actually hate that. From that moment on, I'd speak in my regular voice and call out. Never had a problem. But emails and texting is the best!

[KING]

I literally spit out my soda when she said Sherry Shepard!!! LOL

[TonyTurner]

I actually met Sherri Shepard and she would actually be a great person to replace Loni (temporarily ). One time I remember in 3rd grade, I just was not in the mood to deal with my teacher and annoying classmates so I vigorously rubbed my Left Eye (TLC) until it turned red. Ran to the teacher like "Look at my eye, I think I'm sick", she sent me to the nurse who immediately was like "Oh baby boy, I'm calling your momma, drink this here water." Teacher excused me from the HW and by 11 am, I was home watching Hey Arnold. Lmao #Memories #NeverDidThatAgain #MyEyeWasOnFire #FeltLikeWearingAnEyePatch

[rosykhan]

My advice is to call in sick as soon as you get up, my voice is rough when I wake up so people assume I'm ill. Works like a charm every time :P

[cupcake]

I haven't gotten sick in almost five years so I'm kinda worried because I'm not a super healthy eater and I don't sleep that much so you would think i would getting sick all the time. But I'm like Adrian, I don't like my daily routine being interrupted. If I feel an unusual pain, I just brush it off because I hate going to the hospital.

[jasminlawrence]

I love staying home when sick! It'd be 11;30 am and I'M JUST LIKE, "HA, THOSE FOOLS ARE IN MATH RIGHT NOW."

[hmmalot]

 i was screaming with laughter so hard when jeanie said she didnt graduate - what a fool, how many days did she have off! bye felicia, LOL and LOL

[ifeanyi]

loni's jokes about replacements killed me in this segment...

[thezasaulz]

They'll replace Adrienne with Mario Lopez! 😂😂

[elektrikbuzzed]

"we'll replace u w/ Luci Lu" lmfao