Conditions AMEs Can Issue in 57 Seconds

[dthomas]

Men over 35 should wait 36 hrs before flying after tearing the fascia lining in their lungs which is torn from hitting a bucket of balls. In my case, at age 42 on 04/04/97, I had finished FAA recertification on 03/04/97 as a F/A opening doors in emergency mode for simulations and re-qualification. I ended up in Ashford after a pneumothorax over KEL. American carriers are allowed to kill the employees and are not required to offload a collapsed lung victim so it is best to inform UALSW males over 35 to wait 36 hrs after RET unless they want to die. AFA might approve a sterilized coathanger packed in the emergency medical kit (and a bible, AFA believes in faith healing over orthopedic sciences and male-specific health risks aka spondylosis and pneumothoraxes. I survived death on the job at UAL and can prevent what happened to me but no one believes in MRIs, orthopedic rehab, and Ashford discharge for pneumothorax were deemed fake in UAL/AFA contracts and only higher power is approved. I flew with my own breathalyzer as UAL's BAL legal is lower than FAA's and FAA legal can get you sent to rehab.