Coffin Dance but it sounds RUSSIAN

⚰😎 Let's do this comrades. 🎵🎹



The Coffin Dance meme is getting old now. Time to move on to something a little more contemporary. Something a little more interesting. Something a little more... ...Russian! Our fantastic dancing pallbearers from Ghana have taken a trip over to St. Basil's Cathedral and have express approval from the Kremlin to show us how they can do the Coffin Dance, Russian style! Enjoy this piano parody, and even play it yourself on piano using our sheet music, or learning from this synthesia piano tutorial!

Coffin Dance is originally known as Astronomia by Vicetone & Tony Igy.

Arranged by Andrew Wrangell
Edited by Samuel Dickenson
Produced by Andrew Wrangell & Samuel Dickenson

Get the newest sheets:

[kosinusify]

How to make anything sound Russian:

1) Minor key (harmonic Minor!!)
2) Split chords ragtime-like
3) increase tempo & volume ridiculously fast
4) Use every octave of the piano, especially in the lower half!
5) repeat

Congratulations! You have now summoned Stalin! Achievement unlocked: Communism.

[Unclaimed_Username]

Instead of a march, they cossack in, causing the coffin to eject the body directly into the grave. Midair, it does an impressive spin, almost like a pirouette on one bent leg, before landing in the grave while the crowd of moruning people shout an enthusiastic "Hey!"


Ivanostovich, Lord of the Dance, would have wanted it no other way.

[StickMaster]

Stalin: *dies*
Also Stalin: *Why is my coffin moving?*

[cindybubbles]

It was originally Russian, so it’s now double Russian.

[m.s.e.advanced]

"So what if it's winter it's just a little snow"
Russia:

[timothysstuffintros]

How to make any song Russian:


*start slow and rapidly increase in speed and volume*

[stalkerofthezone]

Imagine being a German soldier. And wake up in a coffin while Russians are carrying you and dancing to this.

[mikhailm]

Tony Igy - Wikipedia

Anton Igumnov (Russian: Антон Игумнов; born 6 June 1985), professionally known as Tony Igy, is a Russian electronic dance music artist.

[savindut]

In Russia it's not you who dances, its the coffin.

[atlaslovesedm]

composerily: **remixes this as electro swing**

davie504: **covers this on his bass**

smb: *_i serve the soviet union_*

[Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

Germans: “Any last words?”
Russians: *”You are ded. Not big surprise.”*

[anthonystrangio]

When the creator of Tetris dies, this song will play.

[tepexion]

In Africa: you moves coffin
In Russia, coffin moves YOU

[RipRLeeErmey]

Germany in 1945: *HOLD THE LINE!*

What Berlin hears 10 seconds later:

[Tank_Driver]

Anton Aleksandrovich Igumnov: It's already Russian

Sheet Music Boss: I'll make it MORE Russian

[Thallez_]

People on the last video: "The original writer is Russian, so it's impossible to make this song Russian"
Sheet Music Boss: *hold my vodka*

[RobGcraft]

Original creator: *is russian*

Sheet Music: “YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME, MORTAL?!”

[fps]

2020: Regular Russian remix music
Scientists in 2070: *This is the music that changed the world*

[Anonymous-vplz]

Nobody:
Sheet Music Boss:Lets play an originally Russian song Russian

[westcyborgvideos]

Me: *First time to play russian roulette*

Boris and his homies: