EmpiresSMP but its just Hermes

as far as i can tell no one has done this yet?
original creators:
​ @SmallishBeans
@TheMythicalSausage
@ldshadowlady

[imtotallycoffee]

Sausage: *Writes nice and encouraging notes*
Joel: *Writes dirty jokes*
Sausage: *Writes even dirtier jokes*

[asmi__]

I love how both joel and sausage struggle to grab things from hermes' hand

[Just_Bxth]

lizzie with hermes:ok. we HAVE to be gentle *moves hermes BIT BY BIT*

joel and sausage: *Breaks the child*

[thecoralcat]

the innuendos just keep getting worse and worse, poor hermes

[x_fennec_x]

The fact that Lizzie was the only one to ACTUALLY move Hermes bit by bit😂

[kaoikikara]

The best fact is that there's enough Hermes clips that it's the length of a full video

[kathiedietrich]

Lizzy pulling him along on a fishing line… does that mean Hermes is a leash child?

[Psgetthi]

the intentional -s u s- signs to the dads whilst trying to make it kid friendly is killing me

[overripeschnitzel]

i thought it was sausage who started the dirty jokes but who knew it would be joel 💀💀💀

[LittleMissLacey-ggtn]

Every time Joel writes a questionable sign, he reads it out loud and the silence of him staring into our soul is even louder 😂

[PumkinSoup]

I love how Joel reads the innuendos like there's nothing wrong and Sausage is confused or weirded out (in a good way)

[fungusbungus]

I love how genuinely happy they are to find Hermes, receive the little gifts and read the……questionable signs :)))

[mpumemthalane]

I feel bad for Hermes, he had to grow up with two non_PG parents

[aubriehalo]

I love how Hermès was just a messaging sistem at the beginning instead of an actual child😅

[sleepycameltoe]

13:42 *gasps* "oh my gosh, sausage" All of that hard wood has made him say that. I'm dead. 😭

[joiehauschild]

I can’t with the silence Joel has after he reads the dirty jokes

[AndreWhite-igxz]

The fact they both call each other daddy is so funny 😂

[shanesunil]

I never realised that there is 27 minutes content of just Hermes in Empires till now.

[AddiePoyfair]

Lizzie destroying Scott's crops is the best😭

[deranged_dragon]

If Joel was the one to first reveal Hermes to Sausage, that means he was the pregnant one. Let that sink in....