Necromancer Facts - World Heritage Posts

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[hizamaruaelon]

At last, with mom's spaghetti, dad's bashed potatoes, and nana's baklava, our dinner is now complete as it has been foretold.

[cobaltcoyote]

The dnd movie scene where they raise the dead but instead to have grandma write down all here recipes.

[Smoldragoncat]

“I DIDN’T GET MY MEDICAL LICENCE REVOKED FOR NOTHING!”

[Iono.hehehe]

The grandma is a lich that's surrounded by baklava at all times

[FionafromFlorida]

“I am Borimire the Fierce.”
“What do you do?”
“Ima wake up my granny to ask for dinner.”

[OVERBOSSC]

Not me reading "balaclava" and wondering "how the heck are you supposed to cook a ski mask"

[Reaper_Van_Zyl]

"I'm a Necromancer, if your willing to wait a few minutes."
Barely 5 seconds later...
Guy dying: "F#$k this! Kill me!"
Get's killed only for a healer to step into the room...

[whitefox]

All revival magic is technically Necromancy.

[hannaha]

...I mean, baklava is frickin' delicious, ESPECIALLY when it's "just right and thus perfect" so that's...pretty good basis for that motivation.

[z_movie_dan]

Ok, I played a necromancer farmer awhile back. Left the family farm to study to be a wizard. Came back to find a plague had killed most of the family. Ended up raising the family to help on the farm so my character and my old grandmother could maintain the family farm on our own. Basically had made a bunch of scrolls so grandma could maintain thing while I went on thecquest to find a more permanent solution. Would send scrolls back every chance I had so we had more time.

[kylel]

UNDER THE MOONLIT SKY FROM THE DEAD YOU SHALL RISE! COME FORTH OH GREAT AND MIGHTY ONE! FROM BEYOND THE VEIL I SUMMON THEE MY DEAR GRANDMA!

*grandma is resurrected in her favorite baking outfit and completely restored*

“Oh grandson is that you? You look thin let me make you some dinner and my secret recipe baklava!”

*Necromancer crying tears of joy*

[jackwriter]

Now that I think about it, I would love to have a Necromancer-Bard Duo, where the Necromancer makes deals to bring back their family members and with the Bard being his legal defense in a _Better Call Saul_ Style. 😂

[GoreMartyr]

That writing prompt was just my most recent session. Our grave domain cleric murdered my bloodhunter so he could come back with full healing and no one else knew what was happening

[stellleo]

Grandma: “The recipe dies with me”
Necromancer: *”Bet”*

[jennymckenzie]

"I have a doctorate in Necromantic revival?"
"Well beggers can't be choosers!"

[regardless]

Then the party and necromancer find out that the grandma the necromancer was looking for was the big bad evil guy💀

[image-a-tion]

"Anyway, that is how I lost my medical license"

[cybernomad]

And people say it's a dead end job

[decembernite]

A doctor and necromancer are travel companions. They aren't the closest of friends, they just always seem to end up near disasters. This way they always have a Plan A and a Plan B.

[jokerofspades-xtbs]

"Are you sure this is safe?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA!"