when i was 9 i was a hardened criminal - skywars

oh god now they're actually here HELP
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Will I add you as a friend? No

[anaccount]

"The creeper almost walked off by itself, and you walked off by yourself."
By those standards, that creeper was smarter than that player.
Skywars players.

[whyns]

"Your son has started a zombie outbreak"
"What did he really do?"
"He brought an ant in the class."

[aketsuuu]

Once watched this at 4AM when I couldn't get back to sleep. These silly little stories had me smiling.

Thanks Techno. We'll miss you.

[oscargrose]

Techno “breaths”.
Teachers: You are now wanted in 15 different countries

[adamzheng]

"Lots of character development"
The character development: Perry grew taller.

[chara]

“You can’t run away from your problems, not if they have ender pearls”

[jeremyho]

Farewell Technoblade. It was old skywars videos like this that kept me the most entertained and happy. May you Rest In Peace, thank you for everything.

[lavender_loser]

Seeking comfort in this video right now. Love you techno. Rest well.

[jackiesiii]

technos teachers: yeah so hes gonna become a criminal when hes older 😡

techno now: a minecraft nerd

[uwwwu]

School: HE WAS STABBING CHILDREN
Past Techno: what how
Parents: yeah okay
Present Techno: STABBING CHILDREN IN BEDWARS

[InexplicablyPurpleRose]

I couldn't remember the title of this video, but the only thing I remembered was Techno's rant about how evil 8-year-old girls are. So I put in the search bar "Technoblade being scared of 8 year olds" and this video actually came up!

[seanriedy]

I think this was the first Technoblade video I ever watched. It's so sad to see him gone now. Rest in peace

[littlejd]

Techno’s School: “He poisoned our water supply, burnt our crops and delivered a plague onto our houses!”
Techno’s Parents: “He did!?”
Techno’s School: “No but are we just gonna wait around until he does?”

[crvot]

Young techno: *breathes*
School: YOUR SON TRIED TO GIVE EVERYONE EBOLA SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL

[stasb.]

First video I watched by him. Came here to pay respect.
RIP
Technoblade never dies.

[lusgoomis]

We all love you bro... you were an incredible content creator, and even though I've never met you, you seemed like a darn good person as well. You will always live on in all of our hearts.. "Technoblade never dies"

[i_likemen]

School: "Your son committed a massacre at the school"
Parents: "What did he really do?"
School: He shared food with his classmate

[stealthi]

“Your son poisoned the school lunch food”

“What did he really do”

“Well he read a book during our 10 minute break”

[frklife]

May he rest in piece. Just rewatching all of his videos to remember him

[lurika]

Прощай, о великий Техноблейд. Technoblade never dies.