Hey Port

Item Asylum development be like:

[keadraws]

“When are you updating item asylum?”

Port:

[giovanicheesman]

when was the last time your parents told you that they loved you

[cielrooo]

words can not describe how utterly disappointed your parents must be

[Xerroz]

Midnight Horror Community is going to eat this shit up

[BombyDefender]

No wonder why port got “gender reveal” item in the Christmas update teaser vid made by Jean.

[whxtwbx]

"Yo we found a gamebreaking glitch like multiple ones"

meanwhile port:

[varxelian]

i've saw more scary things, but this is the most scariest.

[ManikDarkCat]

Don’t make me pull out this metallic bat for you

[browncoatzombie]

Im going to start resetting everytime I get the portaboy plush, even if I get powerful items

[thesillyman]

"Port, whats the next update gonna be-"
ports goofy ass:

[Starman]

parlangua
swamp boogeyman
half alligator and the other half man
son dont go when you hear the call
of the swamp water booger
the parlangua

[lessthanabytepls]

I searched paranormal swagtivity only for this

[ImBaconIdiot]

AAA AAA AAA Pinwheels! Pinwheels in my head! Voices! Angry fish!

[Jhonatan_edwin]

Get me the bat

For what?

GIVE ME THE BAT NOW!!

[Malkwicler_]

I do not know why there are so many terrible comments on this video... its probably a joke, and if it isn't I still support it.

[licemeria]

Now every time people choice beta team or trashgang, instead of being toxic i will watch this video. Thank you! XD

[thepabloxo]

The fact of losing his girlfriend affected port very hard.

[actually_a_walmart-bag]

It was filmed 2y ago but I still hope it's not a new emote leak like vegetable food bowl leaked source 2.

[Lilpw]

"Wait, port, is that y-"
Port:

[s-tran]

this is a challenge that i completed it, i used the furry tag til end of the year







start at November