Ending your essay with 'in conclusion'

And, thusly, facts were spit.

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Twitter meme about ending your essay with "in conclusion". Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[yourlocalvader]

End with "you get the point"
- defends how clear your essay was
- realistic
- grader should already know what you talked about, making it accurate

[definitelynotjeffbezos]

Always start with the line "I'm starting the line"
- straightforward
- you do be starting the line
- just so you know the reader knows you're starting the line. JUST in case. Y'know?

[peteomarjebdollosa]

Ending your essay with "Well, see you later alligator."
- Conveys clever wordplay
- Subverts expectations
- Provides emotional resonance
- Offers the reader with an opportunity to respond with "in a while crocodile."

[ye_boi]

Not writing an ending to an essay at all is:
- unique
- saves you some time
- saves you from suffering
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[nochenieve]

End you essay with "Finally, I am in tears"
-full of emotion
-creates empathy with reader
-is indeed a fact

[DE]

Not ending your essay at all
-Intriguing
-Never done before
-Physically and mathmatically impossible

[BloodMoonASMR]

You can also end an essay with “At the end of the day”. This indeed confirms:
- What is said is final
- There is no arguing with what was said
- It is night

[rsolsjo]

Ending your essay with "and they lived happily ever after" creates:
- Engagement: who are they?
- Curiosity: after what exactly?
- Joy: well good for them

[luisdagamer]

Ending the essay with "I am in your house"
- eye-opening
- confident
- heavily persuades the reader to agree with your points

[EmmyEmber]

Unless you end your essay with "in conclusion." Period. That's it. No conclusion. Then it gives of an air of mystery. Or procrastination.

[abysstar]

I somehow read it as *starting* your essay with “in conclusion” and I think that could be another idea to explore

[leonmayne]

Ending your essay with 'And thus it was written.'
-Prestigious
-Dramatic
-Inspires confidence

[LstEngineer]

A word of the wise. Ending with "thusly" "in conclusion" or "them's the facts" seem to have no grade effect at all on a Calculus test.

[georginagithungo]

Starting your essay with "lemme spill the tea"
-intrigues the reader
-makes the reader thirsty (unless they prefer coffee)
-confirms that it is hot

[Mudkip]

Ending your essay with “on second thought”
- Ends on a cliffhanger
- Leaves reader wanting to know more
- Says your second thought

[gtoyadhatagyab]

Ending your essay with "I have spoken"
- sophisticated
- none can argue with you
- makes you sound like an old alien technician

[redeye]

If you begin your essay with a thinly veiled threat to the reader, it grabs their attention, and forces them to pay close attention and seriously consider what you have to say, because if they don't they'll never see their wife again in one piece.

[nataliaroman]

Ending your essay with “and that is, kids, how I met your mother”
-unexpected
-surprisingly emotional
-confusing but captivating
-it will make the reader want to read the essay again

[mei-jwhy]

Ending your essay with “but idk i could be wrong”
- Less doubt
- Just in case
- People can’t say you’re wrong

[ShortHax]

You can also end your essay with “sometimes it be that way”
- The truth hurts
- Call and response activated in reader
- It really do be