A Barn Song (Official Parody)

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Lyrics:

Ole Betsy needs some moose feed
She’s been wailing all night long
I got bears in the front yard
Beavers I’m the back yard and
Geese crapping on my lawn
I gotta polish my dog sled and shovel my driveway
The list goes on and on
But I forget about all my problems
When the hockey game is on

Bud, here comes 2 to the 3 feet of snow
Playing hockey anywhere there’s a rink or a road
It’s a party up here in the great white north
Friggen rights
Let’s go

Someone serve me up a big old plate of poutine
Maple syrup and a bag of Hawkins cheesies
Winters on a sled and the summers on a jet ski
Everybody at the barn drinking Timmies

The Alberta’s driving trucks
And in BC smoking blunts
Drinking Pilsner watching Riders out in Saskatchewan
Maritimes are catching fish
Eats baguettes in Quebec
Torontians are just trying make their rent
Manitoba‘s pretty great if you like polar bears and lakes
Ride a moose Nunavut if you’re trying to get away
We’re all different but the same
And that’s something we embrace
I think that’s pretty friggen great eh bud

(Chorus)

Here goes the 2 to the 3 weeks of summer
Before the snows back and we’ve gotta take cover
Winter’s just over and here comes another
Friggen rights let’s go

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