Method to This Madness - Central Park Apple TV+

From Season 1 Episode 5 “Dog Spray Afternoon” of Central Park on Apple TV+

[BittersweetSquad]

An assortment of sharts connect together to form one giant shart. Genius

[denise_padilla]

Lyrics:

[Owen, spoken]
Okay. This is every spot there's been a shart tag

[Elwood, spoken]
They’re all over the park. Is this just random?

[Owen, spoken]
But what if it isn't?

[Elwood, spoken]
Oh, I guess that'd be neat.

[Owen]
There’s a method to this madness, more behind this
A larger plan,  an evil twist we missed
If we mp out every spot marked by our vandal
We could conclude this lewd graffiti scandal

[Fran]
He attacked a tree at 85th

[Randy]
He tagged the Delacorte

[Elwood]
He switched to red at Rambles Shed

[Owen]
He sharts like it's a sport

[Elwood]
He hit so many playgrounds, all the meadows
Oh, put dots here and here—he also sharted those

[Owen]
Okay, just shout out what you see
The first thing in your head

[Elwood]
Chicken pox, gumdrops, a dalmatian in a bed!

[Owen, spoken]
Wait, are you just naming things with dots?

[Elwood, spoken]
You said to say what it looks like

[Owen, spoken]
Yes, but once you've connected the dots

[Elwood, spoken]
Oh, you're not gonna like my list

[Owen, spoken]
Anybody else?

[Randy, spoken]
I was also doing things with dots

[Owen]
Mmmm, mmmm
There's a method to this madness—we can solve it
A chair, a yacht

[Randy]
A big banana split?

[Sheng]
Maybe it's the skyline?

[Fran]
These could be towers

[Elwood]
Maybe it's just random
We've been at this for two hours

[Owen, spoken]
Two hours? That puts you all on overtime
Clock out, clock out!

[Sheng, spoken]
Thanks a lot, Elwood

[Randy, spoken]
Ah, man

[Fran, spoken]
Yeah, thanks a lot, Elwood

[Molly, spoken]
Wait, let me see something

[Molly, sung]
There’s a method to this madness

[Owen, spoken]
Thank you, I’ve been saying that

[Molly]
It's not a chair, a yacht, dessert, or hat
He’s spelling out a word
He's on the last part
A secret code he's writing with his art
If you connect the dots like this

[All except Molly]
(gasp)

[Molly]
It's a giant shart

[All except Molly]
There’s a method to the madness
There's a method to the madness
All he has to do is cross the T