The GREATEST One-Point Noob Corner of All-Time!

The craziest honeypot of all-time on Europe Advanced (Meta Settings).

[jliller]

I think I've cracked the code: Jonathan actually has two personalities, "Vampire" and "Chicken", who are aware of each other's existence, and he is frequently shifting back and forth between them. That's why he always says "we." Vampire is the calm, calculating master strategist. Chicken is the reckless cackling madman who blunders in ways Vampire never would.

[davidholland]

That could be your greatest kill chain. Well played. I'm sure all the other players were playing like GMs in the fog. No doubts in my mind.

[AllthingsRocco]

Only takes 4 min to realize red is blocked behind you. Truly a GM big brain.

[justinianian]

Alas lunar mining monday, you were my favorite. That being said I'm just happy for the video, thank you.

[jamesvandomselaar]

That is the most diabolical, evil genius laugh I have ever heard. Pure glee at others suffering… well done.

[Jordan-pfws]

Too bad the other player weren't better. Seeing a good fight from that hold would have been fun to watch

[TakeOffGoAround]

Your "magnus opus?" Opus is 3rd declension neuter, not masculine, so it would be more correct to say it was your "hikaru opus."

[cainantor]

Vampire Chickisms
I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster = 0
Wait, this isnt chess = 0
I love this = 0
Thumbs down 👎 break alliance = 0
"It's all for me" = 1
"Bam, Johnny yoink-ya-cap strikes again" / "I'm Johnny nobody-ever-blocks-me" / "Today is the day for Johnny noob-corner" = 3
Hydrations = 0
The BOAT/ "The greatest I've ever done" = 2
Go Psycho = 0
The Slippery snake shake and bake = 0
Get Toasted/ Torched= 2
Blunders = 0

[I_Am_The_Devils_Advocate]

18:07 If VC wasn't a chess player I'd assume he's unclear on 'magnum opus, ' but he _is, _ so I think it's a nod to Magnus Carlson.

[saidshaher]

Wouldn't be nice to have a " just take the damn cap" button

[wahnsihansi]

You've lured me into many Alcatraz lobbies lately. To that I say: thumbs down. Break alliance! :D

[Tomax_Bren]

I don't know, I just love watching a GM beat up on beginners and novices. It's like watching someone club baby seals🤷‍♂

[ibrahimkarakoc]

Congrats on your "magnus" opus :D

[illumstern]

But... but... you AREN'T BLUE! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO RECOGNIZE YOU AS THE TRUE VAMPIRE CHICKEN IF YOU AREN'T BLUE!!!
(Seriously, nice job, though.)
The only "better" would've been a world dom victory.
As always, love your videos.

[DonCarnage]

The noobiest noob that has ever noobed in the noob corner

[OliveXC]

I need to learn from you how to snowball. Amazing game!!!

[jessegreer]

To bad this wasn't a keep your cap challenge. You woulda finally won.

[nangz]

Streamer mode is useless if you/the game just shows everyone else's names...

[Daxthemonk]

The fact that everyone can't be the color they want every game just does not make any sense to me. Is it a programming problem that is much more complicated that it seems it should be?

[yitzhakspolter]

Obviously you stole JJ's game footage