weirdest things astronauts have seen

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[erenthebirb]

Chinese astronaut: "What- what's that knocking?!"
The alien: *"Sir, We've been trying to reach out to you about your car's extended warranty."*

[AtlasAlternate]

Chinese astronaut: "whats that noise!?"
Alien: "Sir do you have any idea how fast you were going?

[connectionterminated]

Chinese astronaut: “what the.. who’s out the door?”
Aliens: “Before we blow up your planet, I’d like to mention today’s sponsor, NordVPN”

[shadowstorm]

Chinese astronaut: "What's that knocking?"
Dad: "Why you no doctor"

[guruttamthakur]

That glowing green thing was just, Exp coming to him.

[potatoessenpai]

Chinese astronaut: "Who's at the door? We are in s p a c e?"

Aliens: *SIR YOU CANT PARK HERE*

[nemvallalomanevem]

-astronaut experiences something unknown
-makes contact with it
-refuses to ellaborate further
-proceeds to die
truly a gigachad

[HauntedGrief_Yt]

Chinese astronaut: "Who- who's knocking on the door?"

The alien:" Buy our credit card sir"

[kristoftorbeso]

Chinese astronaut: "Who- who's knocking on the door?"

The alien: "Hi sir nice car! What do you do for a living??"

[kingofthemultiverse]

Two possibilities exist: "either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” - Arthur C. Clarke

[darkaquatus]

Regarding the 'knocking on iron', I'm pretty sure that's caused by the difference in temperature the outer shell goes through every few hours. The materials are especially made to endure these rapid changes, but they still slightly expand and contract, which makes a typical iron 'knocking' sound.

[rishitmathur]

Chinese Astronauts: what's that noise?
Aliens: What colour is your space ship 🚀

[corimoon]

Astronaut: “What’s that knocking?”
Alien: *“We’ve updated our privacy policy.”*

[ykat]

*Knock Knock*
Chinese astronaut: "whose there?"
Aliens: "Amazon delivery"

[Icantdothisanymoreplskillme]

Imagine it's just the engineers playing pranks on the astronauts

[NaziSoviet]

"He heard a knocking sound"
He was just the camera man trying to get in
I got another idea

"He heard a knocking sound"
"Hello, how are you. I am in the space, please help me😭"

[bobtehdinosaur]

Chinese Astronaut: "What's that knocking? We're in space!"
Astronaut Dave: *"Ayo let me back in!"*

[trexypoo]

Chinese astronaut: “What’s that knocking sound?”
Alien: “Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?”

[rosieLili]

Chinese astronaut: "What- what's that knocking?!"
The alien: "One question sir do you pour milk in cereals or cereals in milk"

[emplays]

Pov: *hears knocking on space shuttle*
Astronaut: wtf was that
Other astronaut who drifted off into space years ago: dude let me in