Mario tells you to stop swearing

Mario tells you to stop swearing because it's illegal and you will go to jail if you do

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[technoultimategaming]

"I killed a man. And you?"
"I cussed"
*moves to the other side of the room*

[gldnpkljr]

I just love how Mario has to think before he says anything for about 5 hours

[somepersonontheinternet]

Prisoner: "So, how'd you get in here?"
Person: "I...cussed..."
Prisoner: escapes jail and builds a rocket ship to go to the moon just to get away from him

[tula]

I love Mario trying his best not to say a cuss word.

[deletethis]

I like how Luigi just turned into green Mario for 2 seconds

[CobysChannel-hilc]

“The internet is a dangerous place.”

The internet:

[thatoneguy]

I love how Mario is making this all up as it goes

[hagen]

Let’s all just acknowledge how good the voice acting is!

[ChinosAnimated]

Mario is out here saving lives. What a hero.😔

[theamongusimposter]

I like how he's trying not to say cuss words but it takes him a while to find an alternate word.

[dzzYW_zzY]

Thank you, Mario.
I will never say another cuss word in my life. You have cured my addiction and now I am able to be let out of jail, and eat anything but brocolli. By you telling me to stop, I now will go spread my newly-found knowledge onto others.

[ComicalRealm]

Mario: If you cuss, you're gonna eat broccoli!
Vegetarians: Challenge accepted

[randomlandon]

Mario: Don't do drugs kids, it's bad for your health.
Luigi: Hit up Beth and give her some meth.

Mario: Don't drink, its very unhealthy.
Luigi: Chug the bottle and go full throttle.

[OfficialSnapDragon]

Mario: “then all you’ll eat is broccoli!”
Me: what If they LOVE broccoli?

[umahmad]

Is nobody gonna talk about how good that mario impression is

[icetto]

Mario’s mind “umm... how do I say this with out being inappropriate... oh I got it” BROCOLLI!

[Prsnl]

"If you say a cuss word, you will only eat broccoli"
That vegan teacher: "dont mind if I do"

[nayruuu.]

"when you go to jail, uh"
"when you go to jail, uh"
"when you go to jail, uh"
"when you go to jail, uh"
"when you go to jail, uh.. you will only eat uh.. BrOcCoLi!"

[yummydragon]

These are the types of videos schools should show if they don't want someone to swear

[Exotictheidiot]

Luigi: _About to swear_

Mario: **casually punches Luigi out the way** Cussing is violent!