what possessed you

[themandownstairs]

the screeching at the end isn't feedback, it's the sound from exactly what possessed me to say that

[afinoxi]

I love how he's so pure that he thinks that it's a demon or something that possessed me which caused me to say that when in reality it's just all me.

[chrischeckerslara]

This right here is roughly on par with eric andre's infamous quote, "Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave."

[NoteBard]

The inner machinations of *your* mind, Lucas.

[ianyoder]

To be honest, I don't know. It's really easy to posses some one with no soul. Malevolent entitys just come and go for me.

[SpinThwomp]

the voices Luke, they've been in my head for 7 years now Luke, I cant take it anymore

[definitelynotanscp]

A demon, and with him he took seven others, each more wicked than he.

[keterpatrol]

This says alot about American politics and society in general

[shadowgenerals]

"Your honor, I was merely took control of by the video game Character-"

"Alright, I've heard enough, death."

[bigfroggo]

"...Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy?..."

[cinfdef]

The unending agony I simply call "Conscience"

[shadowbat]

My brain, every time I try to have a conversation, be like:

[Aftermath-ukkb]

Starts talking in Minecraft attaining table

[Qsie]

First off, don't put those feedback screeches in my mouth, I didn't say that!

[Doktor_CC]

I was possessed by myself because I am a goblin piloting a body of a tired person.

[Mate]

*mic aimed at the cesspool of twitter and reddit*

[YourName-blut]

The un matched power of racism of course

[funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

"What if it's not bait, huh? What if that really is my real, unfiltered, dogshit opinion? What then?"

[AceW.Kermitcat]

Well, you see, they say you should “think before you speak” and so I did, I thought before I spoke…




And then I still said that shit anyway.

[Foshling]

*leans all the way into the mic, smacks lips*
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