Serve You Right (Waitress's Theme)

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Murder at the Four Deuces (Double Entendre Songs)
The Four Deuces was an illicit speakeasy, casino, and brothel. It was located at 2222 South Wabash Avenue in Chicago. It was owned by 'Big Jim' Colisimo and Johnny 'The Fox' Torrio. Al Capone worked there.

LYRICS
[Verse 1]
Moving through the tables, taking every order
Remembering who likes it hot, who likes it colder
I'm quick on my feet with a tray full of treats
Special service with a smile that can't be beat
Tell me what you're hungry for, I aim to please
I know just how to bring you to your knees

[Chorus]
I'll serve you right, give you what you need
I'll fill your empty glass when you plead
I come when called, I never make you wait
I'll serve it hot and fresh upon your plate
Whatever you desire, I'll bring it through
Because that's my job, that's what I do

[Verse 2]
In this den of vice and sin at the Four Deuces hall
I hear confessions whispered within these walls
Some want it on the table, some underneath
Some like it rough and raw, some like it sweet
Whatever your taste, whatever your vice
I'll serve it up special, at just the right price

[Bridge]
Between these tables, stories unfold
The hungry and thirsty, the timid and bold
I know who's cheating, I know who pays
I know who plays all night and who never stays
At twenty-two twenty-two, appetites run deep
And I satisfy hungers that won't let you sleep

[Final Chorus]
I'll serve you right, give you what you need
I'll fill your empty glass when you plead
I come when called, I never make you wait
I'll serve it hot and fresh upon your plate
Whatever you desire, I'll bring it through
Because that's my job, that's what I do

[Outro]
So give me an order, don't be shy
The specialty tonight is a cream pie
A little extra service with a special touch
Is never too little, and never too much