MIES ULOS SINUSTA (Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You retarded finnish edition)

A parody translation of Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You (© Disney) for shits and giggles.

[Nordtrash]

Komea on miljoona perkele! Jos olis tililläkin niin tarjoaisin yön torilla.

[w_callaghan]

nyt on kyl suomi tiivistetty kolmeen minuuttiin

[fuckthisshitimout]

I have no idea wtf I just listened too or why it's in my recommendations because I don't speak Finnish but I give it a 10/10

[johnoaker]

*_Finnish soldiers train in preparation for a counter attack against Soviet forces_* (1939, colorized)

[edrreal]

Me: ***searches Finnish learning courses on YouTube***

My recommendations afterwards: Hoo he it’s time to scream

[user_DAS]

Pitäis soida intissä ekana aamuna :D:D

[valtterikotajarvi]

tämä ansaitsee animoidun musiikkivideon

[ikusaari]

Still peak Finnish culture, after all these years

[aliisajarvinen]

Kysyin kuoronohjaajalta voitaisko laulaa, ei vastannut

[caf_thetermit]

tällä biisillä voitetaan kaikessa lätkässä, euroviisuissa, sodassa ja elämässä

[voihanviineri]

*S E T Y O U ' R H O U S E O N F I R E I T ' S P O W E R*

[alomabravebaker]

Don’t understand a word but I lost it at “HANS”.

[kakkahomo]

ei venäjä meille pärjää ku tätä kuunnellaan

[MasterMcPvP]

Tää on ihan pirun kova, toivottavasti saisit innostusta tehdä jostain toisestakin :D

[volovomias]

Tää täytys olla Spotifyssa. Ei jumalauta oo voimakkaampaa kappaletta!

[LegendaryKazooMann]

Me: Listens to a Finnish song from the Winter War

YouTube recommendations:

[reiska]

Tää euroviisuihin ja voitto on jo kodissa :D

[georgewest]

I have no idea what he is saying but I'm loving it

[tomi]

Keksikää ny joku 10h versio ni ei tarvii kokoaja raiskaa tota replay näppäintä

[maxfi]

Translation:

Let's descend into the businesses to defeat that Hans.
Did they send me daughters, when I wanted sons?
You're the worst bunch ever, but I'm sure as hell:
I will still make you a man.

PERKELE

Mind like a forest, but a father inside myself.
When you find the center, you're surely my winner.
You're shit, pure dirt in the bottom of the shoes and you can't SAATANA understand anything.
Somehow I will make you men!

I can't breath.
Seems like I'll die tonight.
I'm stupid because I didn't go to the gym.
I can't see my eyes.
I have a high-pitched voice.
Hella good sausages!

Go quickly steal those beers.
You knock everything in your way, you're like a flood.
Set your apartment on fire, that's power.
You're as mysterious as the half-moon!

The time runs against us, as that Hans arrives.
Hear my command, and you may survive.
You haven't been equipped for a raging war, pack upward and fuck off.
How will I make you a man?

Go quickly steal those beers.
You knock everything in your way, you're like a flood.
Set your apartment on fire, that's power.
You're as mysterious as the half-moon!