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[TheWildmanden]

"Dad, why did you and mom decide to have kids?"
"I don't like dogs"

[salmon]

You know they're going to end up with both a puppy and a baby eventually

[Sad_Elf]

i love how absolutely genuinely baffled she looks

[rebelwithacause]

That 'What?' is EXACTLY how the nurse responded when she found out I drove myself to the hospital when I was in labor 😂😂

[stonerstarkark]

When your kid finds out in the future they only exist because their dad didn't want a puppy😂😂😂 never got this many likes this is pretty awesome 🙌🙌👏👏👏

[millymitch]

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[Jaybird]

Its the exact same reason one would skip easy mode on a video game and go stright to veteran difficulty

[MarvinG]

But see, if you choose the baby, then you're basically guaranteed to get multiple puppies down the line

[MK-ioov]

That's like either getting a skateboard or your pilots license 😂😂😂

One of my favorite jokes of Taylor Tomlinson

[hhzzz]

he was like "no condoms? yay"

[NightSeekerMusik]

Reminds me of one of her netflix special, I think it's Quarter-Life Crisis (?) when she's like, "If you think having a baby or a dog are the same, you're not ready for either one. It's like saying, 'Yeah, I'm either gonna get a skateboard or my pilot license. Whichever I have time for'" 😅

[Mishyou]

"dad, why was i born?" "I thought it would be cooler than getting a puppy"

[jedimaestergandalf]

She said we're either going to pound town or we're going to the pound!

[wormspeaker]

Honestly, as a guy, babies are pretty cool. I love my daughter.

[Kangakool]

I thought she was going to say something like “she didn’t want kids, you did! She gave you the chance to opt out, but you opted in!”

[Magnus]

Tbh as a man who’s not really a dog person I’d also choose baby. But I also already want to be a dad someday so It still makes more sense than whatever that guy was doing.

[theunprofessionallurker]

I bet the guy thought the puppy was bait to have the kid. He just went for the kid knowing it would happen either way and didn't want a puppy too.

[Sjoenky]

When someone asks ‘puppy or baby’ then they’re not ready for having kids

[mommaP]

I never dreamed I'd want kids. Ended up with 4 and I love them very much!

[notme]

She wanted kids. He didn't. She says "We could get a puppy instead". And he says "Nah, let's go for the kids."

Taylor did a good job pressing the comedy because she's great with crowd work. But I suspect the real reason is sweet: he didn't want her to settle for less.