gamblecore

story of my life
#flipnote #animation #3ds

[SalterXD_]

"You are 36 games of blackjack away from being a billionaire"

[rolandfromlibraryofruina]

90% percent of gamblers quit before they hit big

[Incrememe]

as someone who works in a casino as a slot tech, i've been repeating this to myself ever since i saw this video

[The_Hirohiko_Araki]

_”Just remember that the house always wins.”_
*-Sun Tzu, probably*

[Pyro]

Remember, you can win over 20000% of your money gambling but you can only lose 100%

[redtsun]

"Come on dude" and "let's fucking go" are the only two states of a gambler

[Fattyfatsoy]

99% of gamblers quit before they hit jackpot (or big)

[qqz]

“I don’t have an addiction, i can stop whenever I want, I do it everyday. It’s just skill”

[adsmarket_]

the fact that the first one isn’t even moving shows how beautiful and *fair* gambling is

[Jenna_Talia]

I'm in love with the idea of a slot machine where matching certain symbols just gives you nothing.

[Bagregol]

Lyrics:

Let's go gambling!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
Tchtchtch ærghj
Oh Dang it!
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[motivationenjoyer]

We're getting invincible for 4 minutes and 11 seconds with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[tobyvenom]

Single mothers when they recieve their child support money:

[Lolikbenhier]

This video is worth a fortune bigger than any jackpot you can imagine.

[LemarSullivan]

Grandma and grandpa: telling me video games are bad

Also grandma and grandpa:

[CsubAzUrmedve]

Phasmophobia apocalypse challenge be like

[CaptainAlliance]

MrBeast subscribers when he does another "giveaway":

[TheRealRandomations]

The real "aw dang it" were the friends we made along the way.

[SmileghostLol]

Alternate title: Cuphead lore explained in 12 seconds.

[mcanty]

99% chance of getting $1 million
1% of being a cat girl