Internet Detective vs. United Healthcare CEO Hit

[noahsmith]

Agent 47 would have also completely fudged up the mission and gotten shot and killed by a small militia. Well, at least in my playthroughs

[ThatOneRightThere]

A real professional would have made it look like an amateur to make all the internet investigators think it wasn’t a real professional.

[Trethan]

As soon as you said “seaside town in Italy” I started grinning

[perhapsahumanbeing]

A real professional wouldnt blow his cover by complaining about the unprofessional hit of another

[LizzBowlen]

A real professional would have flown- literally flown- out of Miami simply by dressing in a flamingo outfit.

[IKEACherryChair]

"Nice work, 47. I'm sure everyone's premiums will be much cheaper now that they know they're mortal."

[PapaSmurfK]

As I'm watching this I'm thinking "someone's playing too much 'Hitman' lately" lol. Then the punchline comes and I'm like "yep, there it is!

[sirfeckalot]

The second he mentioned the security cameras I knew where this was going. Great work 47 👏

[trappyboi]

Well done, 47. The money is being wired to your account.

[TheRavenLord]

Anyone want to meet up in a hotel, I be in a suit and a tie with gloves. But, first I just need to change outta it though and start my job as a janitor. Now I got you food, and trust me there’s no poison in it.

[Robot-Overlord]

What gets me is they caught him with a bunch of damning evidence and everything they needed to arrest him in his pockets. A manifesto, fake ids, he was wearing his "Im a hitman" t-shirt, and the Teen Titans Slade Decoder ring.

[Piccohan]

As soon as he said disguised himself as a janitor, I knew it was Hitman.😂

[Kaji]

What an insane coincidence for this to happen after I just recently played my first Hitman game when I picked up Blood Money on Switch. XD

[twentyroses]

And I thought the plot would be that he thinks his roommate must be secretly a professional, because he knows so much about professionals. . . .😂

[bobbobert]

A real professional:
*Enters the target's private villa dressed as a clown*

[dudepool]

Ive never played Hitman. Like, ever.
Even I could tell where it was going, and I loved every second of it!

[aidanabregov]

Went from “Are you the Hitman?” to “Are you talking about the game, Hitman?”

[andrzejkopalnia]

Whoever it was: He did a great service to the working people of the US!

[badman]

A real professional will be dressed as a clown.

[petrahalbur]

I kept waiting for him to mention having a bar code on his head 😂