I have a friend in Donald

Music/ arr. / instr. / vocal Åge Alman-Kaas

I have a friend in Donald.
He is my dearest friend.
I’m not into politics.
Our friendship will never end.

My teeth are very rotten.
It’s an ugly unpleasant sight.
So Donald he smiled to me,
with his plastic teeth so white.

Where did you get those?
They look more than fine!
I bought them from Kamala,
when we had a glass of wine.

I really didn’t know,
that she was your friend.
I will leave Mel, said Donald,
I love Kamala to the bitter end.

If you need a set of teeth,
I’m sure she has a spare or two.
If she gave the last to Biden,
You can always borrow mine too.

I’m smiling with Donald’s teeth.
Donald has an uptight mouth,
until Kamala gets a new supply,
from a Chinaman living down south.