Caught Me One Handed - Twisted Tunes Vault 6

Bob Rivers Twisted Tunes

[rebeccaprice]

It blows my mind I've never heard this version before then I saw it on TikTok and came running to YouTube lmao

[Ajc]

I'm 34 and didn't know about this song till 2024😂 anyone else the same?

[donaldlacy]

"Polishing my good friend Pete." Friken gold dude! Haha lol

[Jrk_]

Smokin that bat like a young lou panella is the greatest line ive ever heard 😂

[johnnyrockett]

This really brings back memories. Twisted twisted memories.

[perunplague]

“When you are a young man you need a little thrilla’, keep a dirty magazine underneath yer pilla’.”

Still one of my favorite lyrics of all time

[jamesweldon]

It’s funny here.
But I nearly drove off the road, when I was driving to work and heard this song for the first time.
I was laughing so hard!

[wandmayeslupik]

Wow!!!! Diverse!!!! This guy's a bloody genius!!!

[claytonaazlor]

I know this was uploaded 6 years ago - but I've had a copy of this song I got off Morpheous as a kid back in the early 2000s. My wife knows this version better than the original because I keep singing along to the OG with these lyrics.

[fangtheoneandonly]

Need to be on Spotify since I use it more the YouTube for music

[nobodycares]

Yes!!! I've been looking for this song forever!!!

[not_a_username]

*knocking*
"Shaggy, are you in there?"
*door opens*
_"uhm, uh, I'm busy right now!"_
"Oh my God!"
*door closes*
*_ahhh..._*

Oh no, Mommy came in and she caught me one handed, dreamin' about the girl next door.
Picture this, I was workin' that gherkin; should've locked the bedroom door. How could I get caught, while I was pickin' up a pound of meat. All this time she was standin' there, I'm polishin' my good friend, Pete.

When you are a young man, you need a little thrill-a. Keep a dirty magazine underneath your pill-a. You never admit when you tenderize your steak, or when you been wrestlin' with the one-eyed snake.

A box of kleenex on the counter? (I wasn't neat.)
A tube of lotion on the sofa? (To beat my meat.)
Hear my breathin' gettin' louder. (I was in heat.)
All of a sudden, it was over.

Mommy came in, and she caught me one handed lookin' for the unicorn. *_"Mom, geeze!"_*
Picture this, I had roped that pony, had him in a tug-of-war. How could I could I be casual, while the General salutes my feet, and the Bishop he was standing there, shivering for lack of heat. (Come on, little fella!) Can you tell that I'm embarrassed for the shame that I've caused, so that purple-headed warrior will have to be flogged.

When you start-a stimulatin' your little fella, you strokin' that bat like a young Lou Piniella. You'll never get a real woman, ain't no way, but you can play choke it with the chicken all day!

Mommy came in and she caught me one handed, dreamin' about the girl next door.
Picture this, I was workin' that gherkin; should've locked the bedroom door. How could I get caught, while I was pickin' up a pound of meat. All this time she was standin' there, I'm polishin' my good friend, Pete.

[jakemcstay]

I heard 12 pains of Christmas on a local Boston rock station(Waaf) thats my introduction to Bob rivers music.

[chrisrod]

I remember trying download it wasn’t me and this is the song downloaded instead 🤣🤣 I was not disappointed

[sledhead]

I wish I still had this cd. And I wish this album was on iTunes.

[rawlandbogan]

I keep coming back to this song. Such an awesome parody

[wandmayeslupik]

Bloody fun ice skating music, under xmas lights. Airplanes from OHare, good food, beautiful Rosemont....

[ianherron]

I just turned my family onto Twisted Tunes
...still hilarious😂..!

[Jasasdasdasdasdasd]

i remember downloading this off limewire
and a parody of ice ice baby called rice rice baby

[savannahck]

This version came out well over 15 years ago! I was like 18 or 19 maybe younger. It was so nasty and perverted but omg absolutely HILARIOUS!!! I had to look it up again. 😂😂😂