Pack Yer Bags - Skipton Alfie

GET UP

Flight to catch, plans to hatch.
Clean me teeth, ye, we goin’ Ibiza!
Seven days o’ holiday with all the amigos.
Only problem – I can only pack 10 kilos.

Sun cream: check.
Sun hat: check.
10 box o’ Yorkshire Tea: cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck!
Let’s get lightly caffeinated.

Holiday time no downs just ups
Pack my kettle and pack my cups
Don’t wanna be a cheeky numpty
On me holiday I can’t get a decent cuppa tea

Trunks, leave it, no room
Tea: pack it, pack it, pack it
Shades, leave it, no room
Tea: pack it, pack it, pack it.

Passport, leave it – actually, no, yeah, pack that.
Shout out passports!

Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it, packed it packed it packed it packed it.

Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it
PACK YER BAGS!

Airport security, nearly there, they ask – “do you have anything to declare?”

“10 kilos of the good stuff, mate!”

“Come with me, sir”

“Yeah, fair enough”

 
Nine hours later I’m sat on the plane
Holiday time - let’s make it rain.
Sambucca: shot? Tequila: shot?
Rather have a Yorkshire Tea in a teapot!

Cabin crew to doors for arrival.
The local time is TEA-TIME.

Yorkshire to Spain
Straight from the plane
Gettin’ on it early - Lorraine!
Shout out Lorraine!

Sunrise chilling, hot drink swilling,
Pool gone brown ‘cause the tea we spillin’ in.
Brew concoctor, you can’t describe my tea in words.
Dolittle Doctor, the way I’m chattin’ to these birds.

Let’s get lightly caffeinated

Now I’m in the club queue it’s chock-a-block, so I sneak a
Yorkshire bag in me sock.
Start to dance with a señorita,
como estas, nice to meet ya.

“Let’s get out of here, vamos.
This club is Señor Ramos.”
Outside mine she says with a wink:
“You wanna come mine for a beverage drink?”

“Do you have protection?”

This kettle has an internal fuse if that’s what you mean?”

“Err… no?”

Put a dunk in it

Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it.
PACK YER BAGS!

Gold tea, I packed it packed it.
Biscuit tea, I packed it packed it.
Decaf tea, I packed it packed it.
PACK YER BAGS!

[thespiffingbrit]

*Absolutely Marvellous! Remember thanks to Time zones its always TEA Time!*

[battadia]

"Let's get lightly caffeinated" goes unexpectedly hard.

[calumstewart-cs]

One of if not the best adverts I've seen

[JZFeser]

I listen to this all the time unironically. This might have been the most effective advertisement I've ever seen.

[jasonsmiffycent]

Absolute genius and of course the best cuppa ever

[funkydinosaur]

Even as a die hard coffee drinker this belter is making me gasp for a Yorkie Brew

[vitkomusic]

This is. When advertising becomes permanent playlist tune 😂😂😂

[otisjoi]

This was so fun to film its turned out EPIC 🔥

[miamiglia]

I saw this as an add and had to see if it was real 😂. 10kg of the good stuff had me rolling 😂

[casualmentebiancoblu]

Absolute gem of a song. Hit of the summer. Lets get lightly caffeinated with 10kg of the good stuff

[Isaacsplayz]

If I get this advert im never skipping it

[astropioneer]

Saw this as part of British Arrow Awards. Amazing. Lorraine!

[zool]

Yorkshire tea have played a blinder here

[theferrymancharon]

10k of the good stuff!! 😂 Absolutely genius..

[johngarratt]

DJ Luck & MC Neat been real quiet since this dropped

[destroyergaming]

THEY DONT DO IT PROPERLY anymore. The way the tags are secured to the string is absolutely horrendous where did the staples go they didn't fall off like these lazy loops around holes in the tag

[ZapytajFotografa]

I like that video so much that I will buy few boxes of your tea, just to say thanks for the music :D

[andyt]

Yorkshire Tea you’re the best. As PG Tips goes bland and preachy, you give us this.

[Adge]

Yorkshire lee advertises Yorkshire tea have a look at his t shirts, help him out he should be a face on your boxes 😊

[rliam]

this reminds me of my dad because 6 years ago I was going to Turkey with my mum, dad, sister her partner and my nephew and we got stopped because my dad brought his own tea bags with milk I just remember thinking ffs this is embarrassing an my mum was shouting at my dad saying I told you not to fucking pack them 😂