This Guy Ruins The No Citations Speedrun

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This is a Papers Please Short. Please enjoy

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[SeanieDew]

make sure to check out JX's speedrun on this linked in the description!

[danhatter]

For those wondering, if you let him in, he’ll give you his passport as a start for fleeing to Obristan. You then get cited for confiscating someone’s passport without a good reason. Alternatively, if you don’t let him in, you’ll get cited for denying somebody with good papers.

[UndecidedASMR]

shoutout to my man jorji, did no wrong

[Anonymice]

"Mr. President". Here's your engagement you GOON.

[milodoesntknow]

this was either recorded before seeing the comments about the pronunciation OR he's doing it out of pure spite. are you a malicious man, seanie dew? do you wish to torture your fanbase?

[isaaclee]

Your way of saying Arstotzka makes me have astroka

[robertyang]

Everyone’s talking about “a-stroke-a” but no one’s talking about “obi-stran” 💀

[MidniteSpectre]

Why would you still say our glorious Arstotzka wrong... Every time you do it a little part of me dies...

[RyuakiraX]

Jorji definitely is Mr. President of Ar-stroke-a.

[stoneman]

Ah yes, my favorite guy in Astroka, mr. President

[GlidusFlowers]

That’s good though, and it makes cheaters that haven’t noticed this super easy to catch

[astrid]

Text: mr. Persistent
Voice: mr. President

Would love if he really was the President

[kubbyz]

tell me you’re American without saying you’re American speedrun

welcome to Arstroke-a Mr. President

[Xahnel]

"Artoka"

"Mr president"

[maxifire]

Simply don't do anything and finish the day without him showing up

[danieljestice]

The subtitles say Mr Persistent, but Seanie said Mr President

[elinoris]

Jorji is friend of arstotzka, can come in, no passport needed. Glory to arstotzka

[BunnyJolf]

Good thing that no "x" runs exclude any that are genuinely impossible to avoid

[Daniel_Civlor]

I thought you had to scan him/check weight to reveal the drugs he's smuggling so you don't get that citation.

[lupusreginabeta]

Arstrokea😅 Yes i get a stroke when i listen to your pronunciation😊