LETS EAT DINNER!!!

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Description: SCP-913 appears to be a middle-aged African-American male with an extremely fast metabolism. SCP-913 requires the recommended daily caloric intake for a normal human every 2 hours, and has an internal temperature of [REDACTED].

SCP-913 will enter into a trance state if not fed the specified amount of calories in a two-hour period. While affected, SCP-913 will break down and ingest any solid matter within sight. This ingestion can include normally indigestible matter such as wood, plastics, and metals, and does not distinguish between living subjects and other material. This hunger state will force SCP-913 to awaken if sleeping. SCP-913 is aware of his actions while in this state and expresses extreme discomfort following the ingestion of denser materials.

SCP-913 can rend objects with an estimated force of 3000 N and can bite objects with an estimated force of 5000 N while eating. SCP-913 is unable to display this strength outside of his trance state.

Examination of SCP-913's liver tissue shows that it will produce new enzymes in response to foreign material. These enzymes will metabolize the substrate at ~98% efficiency, effectively detoxifying any drugs or toxins. This includes amnestics and anesthetics.

SCP-913 was discovered at entrance [EXPUNGED] of Site-██.

Addendum 913-1: The words "Mr. Hungry, from Little Misters ® by Dr. Wondertainment" are tattooed upon SCP-913's right calf. Upon discovery SCP-913 had been wearing a shirt and dress pants, both with the brand name "Doctor's Orders" sewn into their tags. This designation appears as "7" in Document SCP-909-a.

legoyoda
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Homie literally traveled back in time to record this. Props to this man

Adamzz_CAP
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bro is in Jurassic Park for real man☠️

Kaung
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bro didn’t even get a chance to chew that 💀💀💀

blobber
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bro’s the reason the dinosaurs went extinct💀💀

GALACTIC
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" genies piss "




got me dying 💀💀💀💀💀💀

A_idiotLol
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Just to let you guys know I had to hunt and get this Dino head 🦖 😤

OfficialMrhungry
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Also bro slurped those noodles like his life was on the line 💀

ekson
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Bro just gave a ticket for the egg and noodles to go to the backrooms💀

NolyBIG
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I love the head its a traditional dish here in the middle east delicious!

ALHARETHHH
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The way he giggles before the “Genie Pee” every time💀

Graeme-jkzp
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“I know for a fact you ain’t black if you never ate this” 💀😭

bruo
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to the people wondering, this is either a lamb, goat or sheep head.

ternaltempest
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My man just ate dino head in the OhiO way🙄💀

kennyngaihte
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This man be swallowing it like it a piece of cake

Funky_hope
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This is the first time I just realized when he says UMIE👺 he drinks Genie piss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Logan-uvxj
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Ain't no way this man eating dinosaur now 💀

rest
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Bro made the egg fly into the backrooms 💀

anime
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Bro that meal look's straight from a horror movie💀

zmmontana
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The most normal dinner in Ohio 💀
thanks for 40 likes 🙂

WaterHashiraGiyu