'I Am Damp All The Time' 😂 JOHN MULANEY #shorts

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
(2018) Netflix

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[ainchamama]

Knowing what we know now, I think his "prescriptions" caused the sweating lol.

[isaacschmitt]

You know, when I first heard about his drug problem I was a little surprised. Going back and watching his older stuff, I can see bits of it coming through. . .

[squeegey]

His sentences are barely making sense but I understand him perfectly

[jafeir]

I'm just glad he described himself as "damp" instead of "moist"

[TylerScripter]

As a man of age 22, I can guarantee it's not an aging thing. I think it merely depends on the amount of hair you produce. If you aren't ass sweating, give me your secrets.

[angrytedtalks]

I think the delivery is funnier than the actual monologue.

[ctrguy]

I so appreciate real talk like this that let’s all know we’re not alone! 😆🥰🤙

[blaineburnett]

Nah you don’t know what swamp butt is until yo in the south

[adamxei]

“I am damp all the time” well there’s a quote

[viedusk]

Me and my best friend quote this all the time 😂

[rebeccalewis]

And you thought your teen years were bad! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[isaacwilson]

You ever felt a dolphins back? Slick as hell.
Yes I have interacted with dolphins before

[Horzinicla]

this was the setup for his biggest joke yet

[doginspace]

Louis C.K. made this joke. It wasn’t tied to his age though, it was his weight.

[londonsmith]

As a fellow 30 something, I can relate 😅

[zombieasparagus]

Im at an age where i genuinely forgot what year it was

[crumbledcookie]

me barely being into my twenties and relating this this...

[lotstodo]

Don't worry, you'll dry out and hate that too.

[SleeplessSiren]

My guy you're describing swamp ass which pretty much everyone has whether or not they'd like to admit it

[aldenheterodyne]

I'm fat. So if the room is over about 65°F, I'm sweating like a pig.