Honest Game Trailers | Stellar Blade

Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is Stellar Blade!

Honest Game Trailers | Stellar Blade
Written by Bailey Meyers, Max Song, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Produced by: Bailey Meyers & Max Song
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Assistant Editor: Kayla Fyfe
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne

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[justinmickens]

The sword needs a connection because it was made by EA.

[LyaksandraB]

"Isn't this the future?" Yes, that's precisely the reason why the sword has intrusive DRM.

[-carlmarkmarak]

stellar blade when you remove the fanservice
-You get full game
-no microtransactions
-completely playable offline
-Runs perfectly well

[leojaksic]

Stellar Blade:
When your Nier Automata tries to Metal Gear Rising through Dark Souls, only to Devil May Cry on your Dead Or Alive.

[joshyung]

You really have to give credit to the devs for creating this with one hand.

[grayfullbuster]

"Why does your sword need a wi-fi connection!?" Same reason why swords from Destiny need ammo

[metaloverlord]

Why in God's name would a sword need wifi? That's the kind of question that could keep a man up all night staring at the ceiling.

[vantuz]

"Or if you're over 30, like a big ol' beached whale"
I felt that... No, wait, it's just the back pain.

[Actalzy]

Me and my friends just started referring to this as "Jiggle Souls".

[claytonrios]

Eve is definitely going to be a convention favorite for a while. Right up there with 2B.

[stax]

"Mostly Vending Machine based Economy" I think was used in

[whatsascallion]

The sword being always online seems on point for the future.

[Haydentrudyjones]

the "will make you feel like a sexy dolphin with knives" made me lose it

[shadowshoganyt]

The main challenge is finding all the cans

[Angel_Auraa]

As a girl who played this game and LOVED it, this honest trailer is so accurate. 😂 Lmao Adam the Discord Boyfriend. That nails it. And Digger, the Advanced Tomagatchi.

[RadianMeasure]

sword has no offline mode

sounds about right nowadays

[SungChiWoo]

Eve, a superhuman android Kpop-Idol
That sht fckin killed me Lmao

[Yawbus]

Why does a sword need a wifi does my fridge need a wifi connection!

[Memelord]

Please say, “Get your mind out of my pants!”

[dudemanalo]

"For an action RPG with an intriguing story and captivating visuals."

Got that right on visuals.