Who was the dumbest DND character you've ever made? 🅿️2 #dnd #dnd

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[pilotwhisper]

A plasmoid called Horse. He was a Druid who had dementia. His life goal was to remember what a horse looked like and wildshape into one. However, any time he saw a horse because of his dementia he would forget what it looked like.

[TheDuelManiacs]

I played as Cubert - a plasmoid wizard who was orignally a gelatinous cube that gained 19 intelligence when he ate a guy who was attuned to a headband of intellect. He learned to manipulate acid and joined the party.

[chv]

Ok but that Bard had such a great writing like seriously I’d watch a show on that group.

[purr-auralbeats]

For a one shot I created a gnome druid named perry. During the game I wild shapped into a platypus

[lexsamreeth]

Awakened Mind sorcerer that was a drug dealer who frequently dipped into her own supply. She got so high, that part of her brain never came down, granting her magic powers. It was a villain campaign, and she was caught after a noble ignored her instructions, took shrooms there and then, and ran out screaming about centipedes and trying to strangle his servants. At the beginning of the campaign, she had accidently OD'ed on all of her supply trying to escape, and was coming down so hard she actually supplied the distraction for our escape by projectile vomiting on one of the guards.

[nabra]

Not exactly stupid, but I play as a drow who ended up on the surface due to being kidnapped by accident (long story). He speaks common poorly, so when I speak in character, I intentionally choose words weirdly (I can't do accents). Also, he is gullible and doesn't have the best impulse control (he is currently determined to steal one unpleasant NPC's pet; no, the pet isn't abused)

UPD: the whole "let's steal his pets just because" arch turned more serious and rather bitter-sweet. We eventually killed the mage (I'm not sure if we wanted to, but he was quite a pice of work, so we don't feel bad about it) and my PC ended up going back to convince the mage's companion, a sapient black pudding, to go with him, because he didn't want to leave them all alone in the swamps.

[lostlegionnaire]

A human who's original name was Lucas, but constantly makes deals with the Fae thinking he's getting the better end of the deal. His new name is Raul even though he still attempts to tell people his old name. He's a fae warlock.

[Khalith]

Hugh Mann. The doppelgänger in a long coat and fake mustache.

[DueBanana]

I've been wanting to play a character who believes that sleeping is a front created by giant murder owls to make people easier to eat.

[blackleaf]

Listening to these is always fun as I work on my art projects

[coolbeans]

9:46 how do you accidentally become a vampire?

[alphonso]

Bard who would be wearing only a cloak until combat started, at which point he would strip down to reveal he wore only a loincloth, boots, and a bandana. His name was Richard of the Mile Long Coast

[---zetc]

A big muscle no brain barbarian I made because, as the group only had 3 people and no-one wanted to play a close combat figther, but they wanted to have one, they recruted one and as the DM, I wanted not to impact reflexion part. He was borderline a NPC, but everyone considered him a PC, as he was always here and moved with the group. He listened to strategy from the others but was otherwise a hit first, hit second, question if they are still alive, and hit again.

[DonaldAllenJones]

Okay, I think I’ve shared this before, but I’ve since refined it. Ladies, gents, lads and lasses, meet Lammer, a Neutral Evil human fighter from Selgaunt, who traded honest work for crime early in life and never looked back. When a militia drafted him and taught him how to kill for a living, he left uniform behind but kept the sword, and began carving out a living as a mercenary with more skill than scruples. His face sits somewhere between brooding thinker and mule-handler, framed by a beard too tidy for the life he leads. Lammer speaks well, sees more than he lets on, and trusts luck more than laws—especially the luck he pins on a fading blue rose he refuses to part with. He lives for comfort, fears poverty, and avoids Halflings with a fervor born of one bad sea voyage and an even worse smell (though said voyage did bless him with a love for whales). His latest blunder involved courting a rich heiress in Cormyr said to be ‘as ugly as an Ogre”. Turns out, she’s a Half-Ogre with violent relatives. Now disguised among Ilmataran pilgrims, Lammer moves like a man always half a step ahead of his past and just clever enough to stay there.

[Kapuchu]

I played as "Fenn", a 6-7 int Barbarian in an old short campaign that fell apart.
He was a fairly stereotypical "gentle giant", who would break heads if people hurt him or his friends.

I have two memorable moments with him. One was when we had to pay for something, I don't remember what. Player 1 goes first, and he goes "1... 2... 3... 4... 60 gold pieces." and hands it to the lady we were paying. Then it was my turn, and I did "1... 2... 3.. 4... 60 gold pieces!" and handed over five coins, because he didn't understand how numbres worked.

The other was when we were looking for a secret room in a mage academy we had been hired to investigate. We just *could not find* anything. I then made an attempt, and did the equivalent "But what about this brick?" and pushed one. Nat 20 investigation, and a secret door opened up. Something equivalent happened one more time the same session, and one of the other PC's was almost convinced Fenn was faking his idiocy

[TheDavinator]

Sir Hopper Jumpaton.
A Bullywug (frog person) "detective" that was only interested in discovering as much gossip as possible.

[orderknight]

I played a human bard folk hero who was mistakenly labeled a hero. He fully believed that he did the deads the villagers told him he did. My favorite thing I did with him was cutting up 50ft rope into smaller 1ft rope bits. This was because one large object would be "hard" to carry, but many smaller objects would be "easier" to carry

[MomsAgainstCatboys]

We had a trio of bandits who were supposed to be one-time random encounters, but after the statistical impossibility of everyone rolling low to attack for several rounds. I had thier leader, a half-orc ranger, throw her bow into the bushes and announce that she was dead now.
The gnome rogue with the daggers spun around and did a dramatic shaksperian death, complete with exarlggerated motions and legnthy monolouge.
The minotaur barbarian calmly laid on the ground like he was going to bed and said "Bob is dead now too."

The party walked away from them and i had the trio. Later named, "Pinky, Blinky and Bob", appear several more times in the campain and they always refused to fight the players, opting to run away, play dead or do a very bad job of hiding.

The players eventually met them again and Pinky annouced that she and her associates were no longer bandits, but were to be known as "Pinky and Asow Shit's Legitamate Business for Doing Legitimate".

[GhostCryProductions]

Spring Winds, Tabaxi. Not a dum-dum, but not the brightest bulb either. Multiclassed as a ranger, fighter, and druid. The easiest thing for her to do is hit things than talk or think her way out of trouble. Her dream: join the circus as a horse vaulter. If she wasn’t fighting monsters, no one took her passions seriously. Fighting doesn’t take much thinking to do for her; either you need her to hit something, or not hit something and that’s enough for her to work with.

[TheDavinator]

John the average human fighter.
A Warforged Warlock that used Mask of Many Faces to always appear as an "average Human Fighter" and always passed his abilities as "just average human fighter things". He was a comically terrible liar, but was convinced his acting skills were phenomenal because everyone just went along with it.